Comments on: They Grow Up So Fast.

By: Apple Wine

Apple Wine — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:59:59 +0000

Of course, you know that LeBeouf means “the beef,” and Shia claims that his whole name translates rougly to “bring on the beef!” Yeah, I sometimes think that when I see him, too. He is delicious, and the manager of that Walgreens is stupid. But the point is, Shia has a new movie coming out, and it’s an Indiana Jones movie! With Harrison Ford (who, btw, could spend the night drinking in a Walgreens picture-frame aisle and no one would call the frickin’ cops), so screw Walgreens, I’m gonna see that movie!

By: Generic Celexa

Generic Celexa — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:17:15 +0000

Makes sense! Nice article! I’ll Digg right away….

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:04:33 +0000

My heart was also broken when I heard of my little Shia’s arrest.
“But I’ll never fault him for it once we are married.”

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:31:50 +0000

What part of the post makes you think Swaim doesn’t know that?

By: DitaArgento

DitaArgento — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:28:55 +0000

I have been banned from several libraries, take that in your pipe and smoke it.
Although to be fair…I was stealing books….
Oh and his name means ‘the BEEF’ you arse.

By: Joel Morris

Joel Morris — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:20:53 +0000

No, it was inplying that Bale is so badass that he’ll have sex with whatever and whenever he wants, as he is above typical codes of ethics held by humans.

By: Daniel O'Brien

Daniel O'Brien — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 16:22:52 +0000

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Was that a fucking jab at Christian Bale, Morris? Are you trying to imply that Bale is anything shy of a faultless stand up citizen of the Universe?

Do you have any idea where you are?

By: Ross

Ross — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:10:50 +0000

I was asked to leave a Starbucks.

At closing time.

Hardcore man, hardcore.

By: Joel Morris

Joel Morris — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:50:21 +0000

Were they closing? I know some Walgreens close at 10PM, but seriously, why is that a crime? That’s not a good prison story, he needs to think one up, fast. Less “I was hanging out at Walgreens” and more “I raped a bear in the middle of the 101″ Oh, wait, that’s what they threw Christian Bale in the slammer for.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:22:20 +0000

I agree with Justin up there, but seriously why is this one even news? He’s not getting drunk, exposing himself, making sex films, making horrible TV shows, getting some girl pregnant, going to dog fights, etc.

I’m also a little confused though. Isn’t walgreens 24 hours? How can you trespass for not leaving a store that never closes?

In any case, if this is the worst he’s done so far, he’s way ahead of the game.