Comments on: Rule(s) Britannia http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:18:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Pavel http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-38651 Pavel Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:18:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-38651 Methinks Ross is a fool. Britain is not a country, it's an island. The island has 3 constituent countries. The United Kingdom is a country, which has 4 constituent countries, one of which, Northern Ireland, has 6 counties. Methinks Ross is a fool. Britain is not a country, it’s an island. The island has 3 constituent countries. The United Kingdom is a country, which has 4 constituent countries, one of which, Northern Ireland, has 6 counties.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-973 Ross Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:54:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-973 By the way, not to be a pedandic dick but Britain is four seperate countries with at least 10 or 20 counties each. Britain isn't just London. Sorry to be pedantic, you know i love you guys (in a totally rugged manly way). By the way, not to be a pedandic dick but Britain is four seperate countries with at least 10 or 20 counties each.

Britain isn’t just London.

Sorry to be pedantic, you know i love you guys (in a totally rugged manly way).

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-971 Ross Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:14:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-971 It's legal to wee in a policeman's hat if you're a pregnant lady caught short. It’s legal to wee in a policeman’s hat if you’re a pregnant lady caught short.

]]> By: stygyan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-939 stygyan Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:47:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-939 Man, monarchy is so anachronic... We suffer it in Spain too, and believe me: I'm tired of feeding, clothing and giving them fucking big houses. I think we need that thing called guillotine. Man, monarchy is so anachronic… We suffer it in Spain too, and believe me: I’m tired of feeding, clothing and giving them fucking big houses. I think we need that thing called guillotine.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-930 Ross Wolinsky Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:41:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-930 A few days ago was Hitler day on the Cracked Blog. Today it's "not being allowed to make dick jokes" day. A few days ago was Hitler day on the Cracked Blog. Today it’s “not being allowed to make dick jokes” day.

]]> By: V for Vaguely Disappointing http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-926 V for Vaguely Disappointing Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:19:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-926 Invites the locals round TO WATCH, I should say; he's not a psychopath. Invites the locals round TO WATCH, I should say; he’s not a psychopath.

]]> By: V for Vaguely Disappointing http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-925 V for Vaguely Disappointing Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:17:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-925 The Spice Girl thing is like carousel from Logan's Run; Cleese has this massive floaty machine in his garden and he invites the locals round each year. Well, invited until they got famous in the mid 90s and were granted endangered species status seeing as there were only 5 left anyway. After that he had to content himself with picking off members of S Club 7 and Steps. The Spice Girl thing is like carousel from Logan’s Run; Cleese has this massive floaty machine in his garden and he invites the locals round each year. Well, invited until they got famous in the mid 90s and were granted endangered species status seeing as there were only 5 left anyway.

After that he had to content himself with picking off members of S Club 7 and Steps.

]]> By: Jamie Noir http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-921 Jamie Noir Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:43:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/08/rules-britannia/#comment-921 It's not that we don't understand baseball. It's that we don't care about baseball. As far as I'm concerned it's called rounders and no-one over 12 plays it. It’s not that we don’t understand baseball. It’s that we don’t care about baseball. As far as I’m concerned it’s called rounders and no-one over 12 plays it.

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