Comments on: Scaaaaaaaaab! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:11:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: arabic celebrities http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-12140 arabic celebrities Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:49:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-12140 <strong>arabic celebrities...</strong> Thanks for the nice read, keep up the interesting posts..... arabic celebrities…

Thanks for the nice read, keep up the interesting posts…..

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-4689 orangemtl Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:14:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-4689 I think Hollywood should just run the Indian condom commercials in primetime. More entertaining than Desperate Housewives (but what isn't?), the music's better than just about any musical guest on SNL since Mick Jagger and Peter Tosh,---and they can probably claim it's a half hour public service message! Just a question: why do they need condoms for population control in India? What, Dow Chemical doesn't have any more plants there and they've decided not to have any more wars over Kashmir? I think Hollywood should just run the Indian condom commercials in primetime. More entertaining than Desperate Housewives (but what isn’t?), the music’s better than just about any musical guest on SNL since Mick Jagger and Peter Tosh,—and they can probably claim it’s a half hour public service message!
Just a question: why do they need condoms for population control in India? What, Dow Chemical doesn’t have any more plants there and they’ve decided not to have any more wars over Kashmir?

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-942 Michael Swaim Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:38:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-942 Okay, I'm in, but I require an iron-clad contract up front that guarantees the talents of Mr. Danny Bonaduce. Okay, I’m in, but I require an iron-clad contract up front that guarantees the talents of Mr. Danny Bonaduce.

]]> By: Observant fellow http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-906 Observant fellow Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:12:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-906 I noticed that Mr. Producer's prose gradually shifts to ebonics as you move towards the end of his little tirade. Seeing as how black is the new black, I can't argue with that. I noticed that Mr. Producer’s prose gradually shifts to ebonics as you move towards the end of his little tirade. Seeing as how black is the new black, I can’t argue with that.

]]> By: Daniel O'Brien http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-902 Daniel O'Brien Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:43:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-902 Swaim, man, I checked out this Producer guy's credentials; he's legit. Those are all shows that have TOTALLY made a shit ton of money. Sign whatever he's asking you to sign man, you've got it made! Swaim, man, I checked out this Producer guy’s credentials; he’s legit. Those are all shows that have TOTALLY made a shit ton of money. Sign whatever he’s asking you to sign man, you’ve got it made!

]]> By: Mr. Producer http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-888 Mr. Producer Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:34:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-888 Mr. Swaim: I must say: this shit: it's awesome. And I'd know. You see, television is something I happen to be somewhat acquainted with, being a HUGE TELEVISION PRODUCER AND ALL. You ever heard of a show called AMERICAN IDOL? Huh? Yeah? Did it. How about SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE? Eh?? Uh huh. That's me. Or maybe you've caught word of a little something called SEINFELD? I don't think I need to explain myself anymore, but let's just say I got more Jews working under me than the pharoahs, baby. Hollywood-style. Which brings me to your pitches. I got FOX up my ass looking for something to replace House. Say it's not cool enough. I said, "fuck you guys, what's cooler than a show about a maverick medical genius asshole? It's like reality tv. Real doctors are dicks, too, right?" but those fags just told me it wasn't hardcore enough. Not enough explosions and blood and robots and shit. And then my nephew, Duke, he 6, he tells me you got show pitches on this website. Late Night Beaver Stomp? Sounds like the shit. The shit I want. Get it. Now. I got this email: linlosucktit@aol.com Need the first script by tonight. Seriously. Send now. We shoot tomorrow. It's either that or something about the shit Linda Hamelton did after Terminator 2 (boobless). I know yo fuckers dont want that. Mr. Swaim: I must say: this shit: it’s awesome.

And I’d know.

You see, television is something I happen to be somewhat acquainted with, being a HUGE TELEVISION PRODUCER AND ALL. You ever heard of a show called AMERICAN IDOL? Huh? Yeah? Did it. How about SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE? Eh?? Uh huh. That’s me. Or maybe you’ve caught word of a little something called SEINFELD? I don’t think I need to explain myself anymore, but let’s just say I got more Jews working under me than the pharoahs, baby. Hollywood-style.

Which brings me to your pitches. I got FOX up my ass looking for something to replace House. Say it’s not cool enough. I said, “fuck you guys, what’s cooler than a show about a maverick medical genius asshole? It’s like reality tv. Real doctors are dicks, too, right?” but those fags just told me it wasn’t hardcore enough. Not enough explosions and blood and robots and shit.

And then my nephew, Duke, he 6, he tells me you got show pitches on this website. Late Night Beaver Stomp? Sounds like the shit. The shit I want. Get it. Now.

I got this email: linlosucktit@aol.com

Need the first script by tonight. Seriously. Send now. We shoot tomorrow.

It’s either that or something about the shit Linda Hamelton did after Terminator 2 (boobless). I know yo fuckers dont want that.

]]> By: Joel Morris http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-887 Joel Morris Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:26:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/scaaaaaaaaab/#comment-887 http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=26015 Indian condom commercial (gay men need it, too). http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=26015

Indian condom commercial (gay men need it, too).

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