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	<title>Comments on: Unicorn College, Dog Ear Protectors and The Science of Jell-O Shots: The Daily Nooner!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/24/unicorn-college-dog-ear-protectors-and-the-science-of-jell-o-shots-the-daily-nooner/</link>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Zaffino34</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/24/unicorn-college-dog-ear-protectors-and-the-science-of-jell-o-shots-the-daily-nooner/#comment-20299</link>
		<dc:creator>Zaffino34</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow, i thought that video couldnt get any stupider, until i read the comments. Look im sorry if ur really serious about jacking off unicorns or watever u do at ur "school," but the rest of us live in the real world. 

Oh, and Ahura Diliiza, i would love to see ur "swordplay," ill bring a gun. Welcome to the real world, u crack-addled wackjob.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow, i thought that video couldnt get any stupider, until i read the comments. Look im sorry if ur really serious about jacking off unicorns or watever u do at ur &#8220;school,&#8221; but the rest of us live in the real world. </p>
<p>Oh, and Ahura Diliiza, i would love to see ur &#8220;swordplay,&#8221; ill bring a gun. Welcome to the real world, u crack-addled wackjob.</p>
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		<title>By: Phoenix</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/24/unicorn-college-dog-ear-protectors-and-the-science-of-jell-o-shots-the-daily-nooner/#comment-3122</link>
		<dc:creator>Phoenix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>writer of cracked
you can claim neither pen nor sword
for virtue recognizes virtue</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>writer of cracked<br />
you can claim neither pen nor sword<br />
for virtue recognizes virtue</p>
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		<title>By: wolf eyes crazy chopstick breaker</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/24/unicorn-college-dog-ear-protectors-and-the-science-of-jell-o-shots-the-daily-nooner/#comment-1019</link>
		<dc:creator>wolf eyes crazy chopstick breaker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaaa.  The Unicorn thing was funny, only slightly more funny than the idiots chiming in in its defense.  Psychic police!  LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaaa.  The Unicorn thing was funny, only slightly more funny than the idiots chiming in in its defense.  Psychic police!  LOL!</p>
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		<title>By: Unicorn's Daughter</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/24/unicorn-college-dog-ear-protectors-and-the-science-of-jell-o-shots-the-daily-nooner/#comment-919</link>
		<dc:creator>Unicorn's Daughter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow Ross, Thank you so very very much for taking the time to slander us. Awesome, that means more people are starting to notice us, and thanks to your column here, that's free publicity and advertisement. WOO HOO.

So perhaps Ross, one day you can come by Unicorn Cove and we shall have a test of skill and strength between you and all us fat goth chicks, then you can really and truely see just how fat we are?  No? Ah, shoot, it was worth a try....

So again, thank you Ross Wolinsky for the free advertisement of our school.

~Unicorn's Daugher</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow Ross, Thank you so very very much for taking the time to slander us. Awesome, that means more people are starting to notice us, and thanks to your column here, that&#8217;s free publicity and advertisement. WOO HOO.</p>
<p>So perhaps Ross, one day you can come by Unicorn Cove and we shall have a test of skill and strength between you and all us fat goth chicks, then you can really and truely see just how fat we are?  No? Ah, shoot, it was worth a try&#8230;.</p>
<p>So again, thank you Ross Wolinsky for the free advertisement of our school.</p>
<p>~Unicorn&#8217;s Daugher</p>
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		<title>By: Johovah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johovah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can play Tetris on their website! I'm in</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can play Tetris on their website! I&#8217;m in</p>
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		<title>By: Ross Wolinsky</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/24/unicorn-college-dog-ear-protectors-and-the-science-of-jell-o-shots-the-daily-nooner/#comment-450</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross Wolinsky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you are really the king of the unicorns, please post a link to a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper that says "No Goth Chicks" written in Sharpie.

Otherwise I call bullshit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are really the king of the unicorns, please post a link to a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper that says &#8220;No Goth Chicks&#8221; written in Sharpie.</p>
<p>Otherwise I call bullshit.</p>
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		<title>By: Ahura Zakhuur Diliiza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ahura Zakhuur Diliiza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The swordplay for your information is real.  There are no Goth chicks.
Ii is not a one bedroom apartment, and Acreditted means NOTHING.
Oh! and regardless of what you think that you have learned wiith your degree in liberal mediocrity.  My School can indeed grant degrees, and Certifications.

If you are going to belittle something that someone is doing, at least make sure that you are as good as them first.     Or perhaps youd like to test my skill at "fake" sword play. 

Ahura Z.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The swordplay for your information is real.  There are no Goth chicks.<br />
Ii is not a one bedroom apartment, and Acreditted means NOTHING.<br />
Oh! and regardless of what you think that you have learned wiith your degree in liberal mediocrity.  My School can indeed grant degrees, and Certifications.</p>
<p>If you are going to belittle something that someone is doing, at least make sure that you are as good as them first.     Or perhaps youd like to test my skill at &#8220;fake&#8221; sword play. </p>
<p>Ahura Z.</p>
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