Science Fiction/Fact Mash-Up Predictions
Star Wars fans everywhere are all aflutter because the lightsaber belonging to Luke Sykwalker (the character portrayed brilliantly by Mark Hamill who, incidentally, went on to a successful career in film, stage, and voice work as the DIGG audience will tell you…) will be aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery when it launches on October 23, 2007:
Wow. That’s really exciting news. I guess.
I mean, it’s not like they’ve actually invented a light saber. Or retrofitted the Space Shuttle with dilithium crystals. It’s just a tiny mixture of science fiction and reality.
Still, I guess folks were all excited about Scotty’s ashes being dumped in space so I’m sure the trend will continue. Personally, I’m looking forward to these headlines from future issues of Starlog:
* Marie Curie’s Corpse Fitted With 7 of 9’s Undies
* Optimus Prime Gets His Oil Changed by NASA
* Stephen Hawking Uses Michael York’s Styling Gel From Logan’s Run
* John Glenn Buys Rare Pornographic Star Wars Coloring Book!

January 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
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