Spider-Man 4: Directorial Showdown!
After spending the past eight years developing his own unique ass-groove in the director’s chair of the Spider-Man series, Sam Raimi has decided to give another ass a shot:
Raimi directed the first three movies and wrote 2007’s Spider-Man 3—but the filmmaker is stepping back to let someone else create their own vision for the web-slinging adventure.
Since Raimi didn’t mention any potential candidates, I decided to gaze into my crystal ball of smartass conjecture and envision how the next Spider-Man adventure might look under the helm of seven fine directors, and compile that information in a handy chart, suitable for framing. (You’re welcome, Sam.)

October 19th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Mesa yousa friendly naybahooda Spidey, okey-day?
October 19th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Actually, that Kurosawa idea sounds pretty cool.
October 20th, 2007 at 1:02 am
i think you mean ingmar bergman…
October 20th, 2007 at 8:13 am
The Wes Anderson villain got me. Funny stuff.
October 20th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Classic Woody Allen. Like the Wes Anderson (what the hell are his movies about?) one as well.
October 20th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Ingrid, Ingmar–those crazy Swedes and their confusingly similar names. She might be a better choice for Spidey 4, however, seeing as she was a hottie and Woody Guthrie wrote a song about her.