Comments on: Star Wars, Episode VII: The Crappy TV Show

By: Dab

Dab — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:56:34 +0000

In installment III, Hermi Odle is apprehended peeking under a stall in the men’s room of the Binghamton Airport. (But, he’s not about to resign!)

By: Ian Cooper

Ian Cooper — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:55:58 +0000

I also forgot American Nerf-Herder.

By: brett

brett — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:17:35 +0000

you left out Survivor: Degoba System

By: Daniel M

Daniel M — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:25:32 +0000

The things that made the second trilogy bearable (namely neat special effects and natalie portman) are both too expensive for TV.

By: Ian Cooper

Ian Cooper — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:00:52 +0000

Yeah, and the sumbitch took out the guns in E.T., too! Wait…

By: ReverendRob

ReverendRob — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:23:33 +0000

After he turned the first movie into “A New Jurassic Hope, ruining one of moviedom’s classic anti-heroes in the process (Han Shot First, you fat, flannel-wearing bastard!), and then showed how one of the greatest villains ever written was once a whiny pussy, I ain’t holding out hope for this show. Thanx for raping my childhood, George! It shows that, when you don’t have Spielberg or Irwin Kirshner fronting the shit for you, you have no filter. Create good effects to fit the story, not the other way around!

By: Ian Cooper

Ian Cooper — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:55:17 +0000

Thanks, “Fag”–You give voice to the voiceless; hope to the hopeless, and pwnage to the pwnless.

By: Fag

Fag — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:18:42 +0000

stru n00b lucas is teh roxor an live acton show wil pwn yr @$$

By: Dean

Dean — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:32:20 +0000

If George Lucas would own up to himself and release the Star Wars Holiday Special on DVD, I might just learn to respect the man again. Then again, given the crap he took on us with the recycled laserdisc transfers he released as DVDs of the actual original trilogy, I guess I kind of doubt it. And mind you, I speak as someone who actually liked most of the changes that were executed in the Special Edition. The Very Special Edition was going way too far, and refusing to give fans an actual, even-handed choice gives us all a rather big clue as to what George really thinks of his fans.

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:52:30 +0000

Hermi Odle Can’t Lose