The Nooner: Beer Pong, Sexy Mice and The Ghost of Pope John Paul II
Awesome Video Of The Day
Extreme Beer Pong
I want everyone who watches this video to forward it to their parents. Then I want you all to encourage your parents to forward it to their friends, their coworkers… basically everyone they know. Why? Because I want this kid’s parents to see what he’s been up to this semester.
Chad: (answers phone) Whaaazzzzaaaaaap?!
Chad’s Dad: Chad? This is your father.
Chad: Daaaaad. Whazzzzzzaaaap?!
Chad’s Dad: We need to have a talk.
Chad: (silent)
Chad’s Dad: I saw a video of you on the YouTube.
Chad: Ohh… yeah? Sweeeeeet.
Chad’s Dad: You must have spent a lot of time learning how to do that.
Chad: Dude, bro, check it… I’ve been under like mad stress this-
Chad’s Dad: I’m not paying $30,000 a year for you to learn how to throw ping pong balls into some plastic fucking cups.
Chad: No, dad… it’s not like tha-
Chad’s Dad: You know all your posters are crooked, right?
I don’t want him to get into serious trouble with his folks or anything… just enough that he needs to get a job. Maybe then he’ll stop wearing his hat like that.
Sexy Halloween 2007
Sexy Costume #3: Sexy Mouse
Nothing says “Mouse” like a low-cut polka-dotted dress. This “Sexy Mouse” costume from 3Wishes.com goes beyond being just super hot: It’s super versatile, too. Too many “Sexy Mice” at the party? Toss the ears, grab a spare pair of antlers off the wall and BOOM - you’re a “Sexy Moose.” Or if you’re feeling crafty, cut a pillowcase in half and staple the fabric to both sides of your head. Congrats - you’re a “Sexy Elephant” now! You could even wear the dress with no other accessories at all! When guys come up and ask what you are, just say, “I’m ‘Cutting The Bullshit.’ Go get me a drink.”
Sure To Attract Guys Dressed Up Like: The Cat In The Hat, Darth Vader, A Guy Who Came To The Halloween Party In His Work Clothes
Sexy Factor (out of 10): 7
Wild Card
Catholics Say The Darndest Things
Pope John Paul II made a recent appearance at a ceremony in Poland. That wouldn’t be newsworthy if it weren’t for the fact that the ceremony was… you know… commemorating his death. Bursting out of a bonfire just to give the crowd one of his signature friendly-old-mummy hellos, John Paul II’s “image” was photographed by Gregorz Lukasik. At first, he says, he didn’t know what he’d captured:
“I showed [the photographs] to my brother and sister and they, like me, were convinced the flames had formed the image of Pope John Paul II. I was so happy with the picture that I showed it to our local bishop who said that Pope John Paul had made many pilgrimages during his life and he was still making them in death.”
I’m glad the Catholics have their old Pope back and everything, but I’m not convinced that’s him. Some alternative suggestions:
Butthead
Freddy Krueger
A Bottle Of Goldschläger With A Boo Behind It
Discuss.
October 17th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
boo + goldschlager looks pretty close if you ask me..
October 17th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Not to mention the fact that it makes much more sense for the Boo/Goldschlager hybrid to attend this memorial than JP the 2. For one thing, there is well documented proof that Goldschlager was served at the Last Supper, (”Drink of this cup, my brothers, for this is the cup of my blood, and there are tiny bits of gold in it because I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING SON OF GOD! Still not convinced, Thomas?”). Further, Catholics have categorically denied the existence of ghosts based on a lack of evidence, (of course the ghost won’t move around if you LOOK at him), so Boo was merely showing up as the clearly reluctant representative of the ghost demographic.
October 17th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Although you’ve gotta wonder why Boo wouldn’t have been in “shy mode” (my term) with all those people looking at him. Maybe the ’schlag gave him a much-needed confidence boost?
October 18th, 2007 at 12:01 am
It’s a sexy “mouse” because Minnie Mouse wears that dress.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Doug Garner - professional joke explainer, private Disney collector.
Suck my cock.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
I was always convinced Boo was what you saw after drinking too much Goldschlager.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:57 am
hello…
great post…
January 20th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Perhaps it’s all four? Pope John Paul II throwing up the horns while killing a child and drinking Goldschlager? Bear in mind that John Paul Mk. 2 was always a badass at heart…
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:46 am
I love how the beer pong guy shows the cup to the camera after landing the ball into it. “Look ! It is really inside the cup !” duh.
March 8th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I want to punch The Beerpong Douche bag in the face. And then defecate in his sink.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Did some exploring. Apparentely that no-life douchebag beer pong “pro” has a mother fucking baby. Boredom at work.