Comments on: The iPhone is a Relentless Killing Machine, Kind of http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:44:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: c to the d http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-35309 c to the d Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:05:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-35309 that may be true, true but that dont mean that you have to clog up the forum. that may be true, true but that dont mean that you have to clog up the forum.

]]> By: true http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-10213 true Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:04:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-10213 Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

]]> By: Griffin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-137 Griffin Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:22:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-137 I always knew you'd get Stockholm syndrome. I always knew you’d get Stockholm syndrome.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-131 Michael Swaim Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:56:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-131 You know, I used to hate the fact that Nav posted the same insult on all of my articles, but now I feel like if he died tomorrow, that's what I'd miss the most. You know, I used to hate the fact that Nav posted the same insult on all of my articles, but now I feel like if he died tomorrow, that’s what I’d miss the most.

]]> By: Griffin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-130 Griffin Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:48:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-130 “time will tell if Jobs’ promises of a greener Apple will bear any fruit,” pretty good my friend. Who is this navigator guy? He says the same thing on all of your posts and that one thing is neither clever now enlightening. It would give weight to my new theory that Navigator2001Plus is a lab rat with a brain upwards of three times what is normal. I know it. I used science. By the way, my junk is working perfectly well since I got my iphone. Fear not. “time will tell if Jobs’ promises of a greener Apple will bear any fruit,”

pretty good my friend. Who is this navigator guy? He says the same thing on all of your posts and that one thing is neither clever now enlightening. It would give weight to my new theory that Navigator2001Plus is a lab rat with a brain upwards of three times what is normal. I know it. I used science.

By the way, my junk is working perfectly well since I got my iphone. Fear not.

]]> By: Justin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-120 Justin Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:27:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-120 I am terrified of everything. Thanks, Greenpeace! I am terrified of everything. Thanks, Greenpeace!

]]> By: Navigator2001Plus http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-117 Navigator2001Plus Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:11:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/17/the-iphone-is-a-relentless-killing-machine-kind-of/#comment-117 I don’t like you or your opinions, and etc. I don’t like you or your opinions, and etc.

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