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	<title>Comments on: The Nooner: Long Fingernails, Sexy Jailbirds And Way More Than You Ever Needed To Know About Yogurt</title>
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		<title>By: Sammy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/16/the-nooner-long-fingernails-sexy-jailbirds-and-way-more-than-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-yogurt/#comment-2085</link>
		<dc:creator>Sammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...Where I said Kettle, I meant teapot. Teapot. Teapot =/= Kettle. Teapot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Where I said Kettle, I meant teapot. Teapot. Teapot =/= Kettle. Teapot.</p>
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		<title>By: Sammy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/16/the-nooner-long-fingernails-sexy-jailbirds-and-way-more-than-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-yogurt/#comment-2084</link>
		<dc:creator>Sammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn Straight, with the Tea, she should have used tea leaves in a kettle, and after pouring a small amount of milk into her teacup, pour the not-quite-100-degree-water into her kettle, with the tea leaves, then pour the tea into her teacup.

Or, if she insists on teabagging, only do it on Halo or WoW. Somewhere where a Tea-loving Brit cannot see her make a mockery of Tea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn Straight, with the Tea, she should have used tea leaves in a kettle, and after pouring a small amount of milk into her teacup, pour the not-quite-100-degree-water into her kettle, with the tea leaves, then pour the tea into her teacup.</p>
<p>Or, if she insists on teabagging, only do it on Halo or WoW. Somewhere where a Tea-loving Brit cannot see her make a mockery of Tea.</p>
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		<title>By: Roo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/16/the-nooner-long-fingernails-sexy-jailbirds-and-way-more-than-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-yogurt/#comment-839</link>
		<dc:creator>Roo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it wrong that, while watching that, I thought "She's making it wrong..."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it wrong that, while watching that, I thought &#8220;She&#8217;s making it wrong&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Ross Wolinsky</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/16/the-nooner-long-fingernails-sexy-jailbirds-and-way-more-than-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-yogurt/#comment-109</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross Wolinsky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nothin' like listenin' to a little CCR while you're making tea... with your freakishly long fingernails.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothin&#8217; like listenin&#8217; to a little CCR while you&#8217;re making tea&#8230; with your freakishly long fingernails.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/16/the-nooner-long-fingernails-sexy-jailbirds-and-way-more-than-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-yogurt/#comment-106</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 18:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The music choice on the video is definitely what makes it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The music choice on the video is definitely what makes it.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/16/the-nooner-long-fingernails-sexy-jailbirds-and-way-more-than-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-yogurt/#comment-102</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why is it that the crossword is kind of sexy and the table-tapping one is laughably bizarre? Oh, wait, that's me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is it that the crossword is kind of sexy and the table-tapping one is laughably bizarre? Oh, wait, that&#8217;s me.</p>
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