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Poor Kiefer just got caught driving drunk again, and it looks like he’s going to be spending 48 days in prison (30 for the drunk driving, 18 for the repeated offense). Think of how many seasons 24 producers could get out of this! And even though Southerland claims he is “deeply sorry,” the fact that this is his second DUI charge since 2004 makes me think the arrest might have gone a little something like this:

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6 Responses to “Kiefer Sutherland is the New Paris Hilton”

  1. New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Download Says:

    Your blog is interesting! Bookmarked!

  2. alexandre Says:

    I definitely agree with Micheal, and anyway getting crushed by the humvee of Robert Downey Jr. is kinda honorific.

  3. Michael Swaim Says:

    Despite all logic and reason, I’m taking that as a compliment.

  4. Navigator2001Plus Says:

    I don’t like you or your opinions, and etc.

  5. Michael Swaim Says:

    I’m for any law that makes my world more entertaining. If that means I’m going to get ironically run down by a drunken Billy Joel, so be it.

  6. SlackerDan Says:

    Hey c’mon, Kiefer’s allowed to drive drunk because he’s a celebrity. That’s the law, right? What?

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