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Books I Won’t Be Reading

by Daniel O'Brien

Rosie O’Donnell’s book, Celebrity Detox, comes out this week. Hoping to conquer the important and elusive People-Who-Need-Help-Throwing-Up demographic, O’Donnell manages to cram childhood molestation, her bowel peculiarities, her hatred for Donald Trump, and the details of the insemination process of her partner into just 209 pages.
Is it possible to come up with a celebrity that’s even more irritating than Rosie O’Donnell coming out with a book that’s more conducive to vomiting? It’s tough, but not impossible, and I just wouldn’t be doing my job as a CRACKED blogger if I didn’t at least try.

three awful books

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 at 3:45 pm and is filed under Celebrity News, Rosie O'Donnell, books. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Books I Won’t Be Reading”

FollicleMan Says:
October 21st, 2007 at 3:00 am
I’m on to you, Swaim! Two of those books aren’t even real!
Ross Says:
October 29th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I’m betting #1 in the Kirstie Alley book is ‘John Travolta’s self respect.’
ArekExcelsior Says:
January 25th, 2008 at 6:55 am
…John Travolta had self-respect?

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