Paris Hilton Banned From Oktoberfest for “Cheapening” Two Week-Long Kegger
The board of directors of the Munich Oktoberfest have decided to ban everyone’s favorite lazy-eyed mogul from attending this year, because apparently during her visit last year she “displayed behavior unbefitting a drunk, selfish, promiscuous, functionally retarded socialite.” Okay, that may not be a direct translation, but German’s a tricky language.
The point is, what do you have to do to get kicked out of a beer festival? That’s like the asshole at a frat party who just finished his eleventh game of beer pong, hurled all over a girl, then proceeded to make out with her, is asking you to leave because you’re bothering everyone
So what did Paris do? Did she strip naked and befoul all the bratwurst? Did she make an unflattering comment about this year’s Miss Beer Gut? Did she read this poem about her aloud? No. She dressed up in lederhosen and tried to shill her own brand of canned wine. At a beer festival. In Germany. Celebrating fine beers. Paris Hilton brand canned wine.
I know they’ve got a shady record, but honestly, haven’t the Germans suffered enough?
October 21st, 2007 at 3:50 am
I dunno. Paris invading Germany? Seems like a pretty fitting comeuppance.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Very fitting, after all, Germany invaded Paris in 1940.
Hmm….Paris Hilton in Germany…Germany invading Paris…
Soo…much…smutty….joke….material….can’t….COMPUTE!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:15 am
1 night in Paris Hilton exposed cool…
Recently leaked footage of the new Paris Hilton sex tape…
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Gee, isn’t it amazing that the counrty that killed 50,000 Jews and brought us celebrities like Adolph Hitler would think that Paris Hilton is unfit for Oktoberfest? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
50,000?
Six Million.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Elle lis,cette est un milacle