Comments on: Ahmadinejad Loses Debate, But He’s Still a Fashion Plate http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/09/25/ahmadinejad-loses-debate-but-hes-still-a-fashion-plate/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:18:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Brizz http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/09/25/ahmadinejad-loses-debate-but-hes-still-a-fashion-plate/#comment-37239 Brizz Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:47:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/09/25/ahmadinejad-loses-debate-but-hes-still-a-fashion-plate/#comment-37239 First? Yup, close enough... FIRST!!1!ONE!! First?

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]]> By: Kenneth McAlpin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/09/25/ahmadinejad-loses-debate-but-hes-still-a-fashion-plate/#comment-5866 Kenneth McAlpin Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:10:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/09/25/ahmadinejad-loses-debate-but-hes-still-a-fashion-plate/#comment-5866 Hey! - lay off the bagpipes, dude (check the name; first King of the Scots, by God). Anyways, that's not really my name, it's Fischer, but McAlpin (MacAlpin?) definitely is in the old clan "tree" (I think most of my ancestors didn't make it off the branches and onto the ground.) Anyways, we are actually a branch of the Sutherland clannach, ("Sutherland" of course being the Nuthernrmost part of Scotland), who were actually a bunch of back-stabbing "lairds" who threw the "commoners" off their little shit-filled plots of land - and shit-filled living rooms, and - you get the idea. Then they deep fried them and the English, of course, did the rest. Just an aside, but "Nova Scotia" means "New Scotland" in Latin. Which none of them probably could read or write. Hey! Queen Victoria and her ilk are some kind of cousins! Cool, huh? But what does any of this have to do with Ahmajinedad (sic)? Well, if you've read his "blog" (which only non-Iranians can access), he uses the same clear and crisp logic and writing style that I proffered above. Even in a suit, he still likes a smelly dirt-bag. Top o' the morning to you, and (Scot's Gaelic), Tha m'in dochas gun teid gu math leibh! Ken D'Oran Sutherland Fischer. P.S I don't know about a two-tailed yellow cat, but being of Northern Ireland Scots-Irish Protestant descent, I had many years of "fun" wearing Orange on St. "Paddy's" Day in NYC and tauting the marchers. Hey! I'm allowed. Does anybody have a Parade for Saint Andrew? I rest my case. No. Screw 'em. Hey! - lay off the bagpipes, dude (check the name; first King of the Scots, by God). Anyways, that’s not really my name, it’s Fischer, but McAlpin (MacAlpin?) definitely is in the old clan “tree” (I think most of my ancestors didn’t make it off the branches and onto the ground.)
Anyways, we are actually a branch of the Sutherland clannach, (”Sutherland” of course being the Nuthernrmost part of Scotland), who were actually a bunch of back-stabbing “lairds” who threw the “commoners” off their little shit-filled plots of land - and shit-filled living rooms, and - you get the idea. Then they deep fried them and the English, of course, did the rest. Just an aside, but “Nova Scotia” means “New Scotland” in Latin. Which none of them probably could read or write.
Hey! Queen Victoria and her ilk are some kind of cousins! Cool, huh?
But what does any of this have to do with Ahmajinedad (sic)? Well, if you’ve read his “blog” (which only non-Iranians can access), he uses the same clear and crisp logic and writing style that I proffered above.
Even in a suit, he still likes a smelly dirt-bag.
Top o’ the morning to you, and (Scot’s Gaelic), Tha m’in dochas gun teid gu math leibh!
Ken D’Oran Sutherland Fischer.
P.S I don’t know about a two-tailed yellow cat, but being of Northern Ireland Scots-Irish Protestant descent, I had many years of “fun” wearing Orange on St. “Paddy’s” Day in NYC and tauting the marchers.
Hey! I’m allowed. Does anybody have a Parade for Saint Andrew?
I rest my case.
No. Screw ‘em.

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