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Ryan “I Have No Talent” Seacrest is hosting The Emmys

by Lex

No joke, he’s hosting the Emmy awards.

I, for one, would love to see a signed letter from all the funny people who turned down the gig. It would say something like:

We all agree to co-host this shit together if you promise not to let Seacrest anywhere near the proceedings.

Love,
Genuinely Entertaining Celebrities Who Don’t Suck

This entry was posted on Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 4:43 pm and is filed under Emmys, Ryan Seacrest, TV. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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