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12 Musical Jokes About LOST

Before we get into the tunes, have you seen the latest episode of LOST BABIES?
Episode 23: Nap Together, Cry Alone

On to the tunes...

JOKE 1: The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus

A simple tribute to the best character on television.

JOKE 2: WTF Is The Island?

I ask the one question that will probably not be answered by the time the show ends. I also give some great theories.

JOKE 3: Sudden Jinfant Death Syndrome

If you don't like the title, feel free to call it something else. There are jinfinite possibilities (pun-wise).

JOKE 4: Nikki And Paulo's Only Fan

Spoiler Alert: It's Hitler.

JOKE 5: Party of LOST

This not only tackles the Matthew Fox connection, but it also tackles an important issue: LOST Parties.

JOKE 6: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 Things (Version 108)

There are so many things this song could be about...

JOKE 7: LOST Hiatus Benefit Concert

LOST went off the air for a week. All of the characters got together to raise money to bring it back on the air, which it was going to do anyway...

JOKE 8: The Problem With Sawyer

No matter what happens to Sawyer, he only needs to ask one question to assess the situation.

JOKE 9: My Awesome LOST Theories

Everyone has their LOST theory. These are mine. I thought about them for a long time.

JOKE 10: One Song Later

We are not as dumb as the writers sometimes think we are...

JOKE 11: A Lockework Orange

A less-simple tribute to one of the best characters on television.

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