Comments on: Surprisingly Ineffectual: 100 French Cops on Rollerblades

By: Vicki

Vicki — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:26:47 +0000

love her..What a gorgeous babe she is. I just chatted with her on a free and hot celeb and millionaire dating site :RichMatchMaki ng.c om………….We decided to hang out for coffee.

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:06:28 +0000

So,( and i know what i’m talking about given i live in france ), there where a shitload of cops on the streets, ranging from troopers to riot police, absolutely NO ONE got the touch the flamme and not get a flying elbow to the face.

The flamme was randomly unlit by one of the felow chinese ” athletes “, while being carried by Judo olympic champion David Douillet,it was never unlit by a bunch of protesters that somehow would’ve managed to over-power 100 cops on rollerblades

By: Robb

Robb — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:47:18 +0000

What if, Lizard people were actually holding the real flame under ground, for years, so in fact, none of our Olympic games have been real? What if the torch was actually a bio weapon, and when it gets to China it kills all of them? What if the French just some balls? I mean, if people were protesting that in China, do you know what would happen to them? Death.

By: Guestavo

Guestavo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:04:40 +0000

What if it was really a torch double — and the real torch was making it’s way through Bordeaux or something?

By: » Scenes from the 2008 Olympic Games, As Reported By The Chinese National Press News Skim | Cracked.com

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:01:04 +0000

[...] insane radicals threatened the route, the torch was nevertheless carried to its final destination unlit and by bus, as the Chinese People had always planned in the first place. The final runner, failing to ignite [...]

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:32:03 +0000

I dunno, I’ve slept with Dan’s sister– she’s okay, but hardly worthy of an internet legend like Robotman.

Sorry, honey, I’m just tellin’ it like it is.

By: Chris Bucholz

Chris Bucholz — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:14:25 +0000

Thanks Dan,

If I were your sister, I’d be honored to sleep with Chris Bucholz.

By: Albatronix

Albatronix — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:35:29 +0000

I get to deal with the protests tomorrow in San Francisco - so excited. yes.

By: nolly

nolly — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:19:21 +0000

I’m not sure which was funnier- the article, or the first comment about the sister-sleeping-with privileges.

…Oh, the article of course!

By: this guy i know

this guy i know — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:57:42 +0000

the torch is eventually headed to the US for one stop, in San Francisco of all places–which we all know isn’t exactly a hotbed for overzealous leftist protesters, so it should be a relatively uneventful relay…