If Wine Was Honest (VIDEO)

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If Wine Was Honest (VIDEO)

What if Wine Companies (I guess, vineyards) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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https://calag.ucanr.edu/archive/?type=pdf&article=ca.v034n07p6 
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https://www.winemag.com/2018/02/02/cork-taint-still-a-problem/ 
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https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-common-status-symbols-that-no-longer-make-sense 
https://www.cracked.com/article_18380_the-6-most-statistically-full-shit-professions.html
 https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-brilliant-movie-jokes-that-were-too-obscure-to-get

CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter 
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo 
Writer: Ryan Menezes 
French Boy: Jordan Breeding 
Director: Jordan Breeding 
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman 
Director of Photography: Dave Brown 
Editor: Jordan Breeding 
Sound: Mike Schoen 
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown 
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield 
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

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