The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)

The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)

The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

CASTAL MEREA CAPTAIN AMERICA brought in over $180 million domestically, the fifth-highest opening weekend ever in the US. With overseas ticket sales,

Source: Deadline

An autonomous vehicle expert has warned that self-driving cars could lead to more ROAD SEX. As Canadian officials are composing legislation to regulat

Source: CBC

Joey Cramer, best known for the lead role in FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR was arrested for BANK ROBBERY. The former child star allegedly donned a disguise

Source: The Wrap

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)

Source: CNN

FOLLOWING HUGE LOSSES IN IINDIANA'S <REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, TED CRUZ AND JOHN KASICH BOTH WITHDREW FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE. Leaving DONAL

Source: CNN, CNN

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