If you're wolfing down some custom McDoubles on a messy bed, you are already ahead of the pack!
And then Steven Tyler's crotch hump switched to the other side...
"A lot of the stuff we consider "classic" really only reached our ears mostly due to plain dumb happenstance."
These days, any mention of depression is met with, "You just have a chemical imbalance! Go see your doctor for pills!" The unspoken implication is that depressed people are looking at their normal, happy life and seeing a distorted gray haze instead.
"Depressed folks are consistently more realistic when it comes to predicting future events and have a better sense of the passage of time than nondepressed people. It turns out, the inherent pessimism that comes with the condition results in an unusually level-headed and rational view of both themselves and the world around them. "