Last week we learned that poor kids are wearing their jeans just like Levi Strauss intended.
In 1950, Mel Johnson had a dream to build a planned community: BoozeTown, a town devoted solely to getting hammered.
"Boozetown was to have an electric trolley system to eliminate drunk driving and moving sidewalks to assist the stumblers."
Roger's got a boot to put up that thirst in your ass.
"You're probably already on board with the idea of consuming wet sugar with bubbles in it."