'Twas the week before Christmas and jack squat was accomplished in work places and schools across the world. Instead, you shared the ever-living hell out of these.
Stephen Colbert's persona always faced the hard truthiness.
"It has become increasingly clear that the percentage of humanity that actually appreciates satire is incredibly small. For many, it's like being color-blind. They just can't do it."
Star Trek now shamelessly trades in on fans' love for the original series by bringing us Kirk, Spock, Bones, and the rest, and throwing in a few fun references for die-hard Trekkies while completely failing to grasp what people liked about Star Trek in the first place.
"It's almost as if they're deliberately trying to destroy Star Trek's fanbase and replace it with four-quadrant action fans. ... Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing. See, there's no money in genre science fiction. The big bucks are in widely-recognized properties that can be sold to every single person on planet Earth."