10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 11/29

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We looked at a lot of things differently last week. We also looked at "Fallout 4" way more than we did porn.

6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About The Founding Of America

At least the Pilgrims didn't file for bankruptcy four times and then shamelessly spin all that failure into having made good business decisions.

Nobody's role in settling America has been quite as overplayed as the pilgrims'. Their story is akin to every extraordinarily lucky CEO of the past 10

"It turns out that many of the awesomest stories had to be paved over by the bullshit you memorized in order to protect your teachers and parents from awkward conversations."


29 Images That Will Change How You Picture History

There's friendship, and then there's "I dedicate this space shuttle voyage to your awesomeness" friendship.

ORACKEDCOM Ronald Reagan. Patriotic Conservative. Here he is meeting with the Afghan Mujahideen, to whom he dedicated a 1982 space shuttle launch. Muj

"Admit it: Your perception of history comes mostly from Hollywood blockbusters and skewed textbooks."


19 Body Hacks That Make You Awesome At Everyday Life

Note: when printed out and presented to your parents, this image legally counts as a permission slip from science.

WORLD WARCRAFT People Hack Video Games BIOSHOCK grand to Improve Them. TETRS sther augo But The Opposite Is Also True... BEJEWELED JTETROID VIDEO GAME

"If you're having a hard time with this whole living thing, then we're here to help."


7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail To Deliver)

He's all fett and no bite.

BOBA FETT DOESN'T DO A GODDAMN THING. SOMEHOW PEOPLE FORGET THAT. CRACKED

"Sure, he ties Luke up and delays him for a second, but that only lasts until Han Solo accidentally smashes into his jetpack with a pole and sends him tumbling into a man-eating sand vagina, screaming like a Muppet."

5 Petty Arguments You Won't Believe Have Scientific Answers

And Freddie would have liked it that way, my friends.

CRACKED FREDDIE MERCURY LEFT AN ENDURING MUSICAL LEGACY INCLUDING A SONG THAT SCIENCE SAYS IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO SING ALONG TO

"A key requirement for a song's catchiness is that the singer has to be male. The researchers speculate that we're tapping into some inherent psychological intuition to follow male tribal leaders into battle."


If People Who Sell Stuff Were Honest About Black Friday

Attention shoppers! Prepare your spears and magic helmets!

"We even turn it into a competition by arbitrarily limiting the time these 'great bargains' will be available, which is enough to turn many of you into blood-thirsty Vikings!"


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/17)

We've tried telling ourselves that it's just a show, and that we should really just relax, but it's not working.

JOEL HODGSON, the creator of the beloved television series... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 is reincarnating the series with both old and new cast memb

"The news can seem like a crossover between the Saw franchise and Groundhog Day."


15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 3

Even Superman can't fly away from an awkward text message.

Messages Superman Edit I want to talk to you about your son. My son? Aqualad? He's not my son. I'm blonde and he's well... black. I don't know how Atl

"Every so often, we like to take a break from writing too many words about superheroes and let some of our friends take over for a little while."


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)

In the future, all video-game-release success will be measured by the "Pornhub Scale."

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 11/29

"A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another."


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