We looked at a lot of things differently last week. We also looked at "Fallout 4" way more than we did porn.
Luckily, all Bambina has to do is wait for the respawn.
"Here at Cracked, we love a good easter egg. Video games get an extra leg up on other forms of entertainment because game developers make you really earn that shit."
At least the Pilgrims didn't file for bankruptcy four times and then shamelessly spin all that failure into having made good business decisions.
"It turns out that many of the awesomest stories had to be paved over by the bullshit you memorized in order to protect your teachers and parents from awkward conversations."