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We're kind of mad we're not there right now, if we're being honest. Time to relocate the offices.
"After years of ecological neglect and disrespect, the residents of Fort Bragg are getting exactly what they deserve: a booming tourist attraction!"
He likely needed to find a place in the world without HBO, so strangers would stop kicking him in the balls.
"Most new celebs get caught up in the glitz and the glamour and the money and the drugs and then end up becoming former husks of themselves. Other people look at all that shit, promptly turn around, and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction."