Halloween is a whimsical time when you can pretend to be something that you aren't. Like a wizard, a ninja, a lacquered teak table, or a celebrity. And if you want to dress up like an ordinary human being whose brain has been intractably warped by the existentially horrific fact that millions of complete strangers have an opinion about you, then you're in luck! The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.
13 This Is Brad Pitt
Everybody has a favorite Brad Pitt movie, whether it's Piss Gormley: The Last Acorn Rapist or Big, Big Man Doing Stuff ... WHOA! or Wigs And Things or Grocery List: Raisins, Tampons, Bullets -- Piss Gormley 2: This Time It's So Goddamn Real I'm Screaming For Hours. And with this high-quality mask, you can play the Brad Pitt we know and love from all of those cinematic classics.
12 And This Is Barack Obama
Some say that Barack Obama looks like a lycanthropic Tony Shalhoub. Others speculate that the Commander in Chief's cavernous crow's feet hide mutineer treasure that's been buried in his visage since the mid-1500s. But one thing's for certain: Obama has never been seen in public, ever, as no president has revealed his executive visage to the public since the adoption of The Shadowmaster Act of 1834.