Like the worst possible historical reenactment theme park, this week was all about "When the past meets the present!" The karmic coffee table of death. Kim Kardashian's knockers crammed into some stoner's early-80s Metallica shirt. And Trump's affection for the nuances of post-Weimar Germany. Sorry, we don't have a mammoth turkey leg vendor to accompany the experience.
This obviously needs to be made into the movie "Death Table: The Table That Kills People."
"We've all heard the cliched lines about karma -- but cliches come from somewhere, right?"
Tulsa, Oklahoma firebombed the richest black neighborhood in America, and then covered up over 200 deaths.
"White pilots from the nearby airport took off and firebombed black neighborhoods, giving Tulsa the proud distinction of being the only city in the lower 48 states other than New York City to have experienced an aerial attack."