The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/22)

The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/22)

The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

Tennis Player James Blake tackled by police in case of mistaken identity

Source: CNN

Nickelodeon starting Splat, a new network dedicated to 90s era cartoons

Source: MTV.com

Someone is cutting cables in California in order to create widespread internet outages

Source: USA Today

Jiang Sulian had to have large diamond removed from his butt after smuggling attempt

Source: BBC

Twelve tourists killed in Egypt when their group is mistaken for terrorists

Source: CNN

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