Nothing is as it seems. Except for pandas. They're big, dopey cosmic pranks, inside and out.
Viggo swats knives out of the air with his sword even today, just walking down the street.
"While filming the scene in The Two Towers where an unconscious Aragorn is floating down the river, Viggo got caught in an undertow and nearly drowned due to the weight of his armor, barely escaping with his life."
If you're on Facebook to shame people, make sure it's for the right reasons (and non-cruel to kids, obviously).
"As long as we agree that the victim had it coming, then we're pretty much fine being the letter jacket buddies of the popular kid, doling out the metaphorical wedgies."