This week's favorites ran the gamut from big mouthed charlatans to the quiet and the spooky. And then there was YOU and your illegal sexytimes...
The new Batman v Superman trailer dropped, but we don't need the movie to know who is better.
"Batman's core message is that anyone can reach for the stars if they're kicked in the ass at escape velocity. Superman is meant to represent everything humanity can strive to be, the pinnacle of selflessness, but he only reinforces the lesson 'If you weren't born to the right parents, you are shit out of luck.'"
Of course Donald Trump didn't learn a lesson. He's constructed an entire way of life for himself so that he never has to.