The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)

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Mt. ZION A.M.E. CHURCH

Judging by the news, the world is kind of like Jurassic Park, only if the dinosaurs were in charge of security. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

CHICACO HAS ENACTED A 9% CLOUD TAY FOR ONLINE SERVICES SUCH AS NETFLIX, SPOTIFY. AND XBOY LIVE. YELLS AT CLOUD OLD MAN Etenew'veri wtt Myo'i Liras: le

Source: The Verge

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)

Source: AFP

Despite recently denying rumors of their imminent split-up as tabloid bullshit, BEN and JENNIFER AFFLECK GARNER ARE GETTING DIVORCED after 10 years

Source: Variety

A PHYSICALLY HEALTHY 24-YEAR-OLD WOMAN HAS BEEN GRANTED THE RIGHT TO BE EUTHANIZED BY DOCTORS IN BELGIUM. She has suffered SUICIDAL DEPRESSION for mos

Source: Newsweek

EARL SIMMONS, better known as the rapper DMX g was recently arrested prior to performing at Radio City Music Hall for issues outstanding - including

Source: ABC News

IN JAPAN, A CALICO CAT WAS ENSHRINED AS A GODDESS AFTER HER RECENT DEATH. The cat, named Tama, became orld-famous a tourist attraction after being app

Source: AP

TOM CRUISE IS TO MAVERICH SET REPRISE AS AN OLD-SCHOOL AVIATOR, NOW OUT OF PLACE IN THE IMODERN WORLD OF UNMANNED DRONES, IN AN UPCOMING SEQUEL TO...

Source: Collider

AT LEAST THREE OF THE SEVEN RECENT CHURCH FIRES IN THE SOUTH WERE CAUSED BY ARSON. The fires took place in predominantly black churches in the wake of

Source: USA Today

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