Crows are smart. Bats are kind. And humans are still pretty awful.
Despite being the largest part of the LGBT community, only 28 percent of bisexuals are openly out. This is, to a large degree, due to the fact that PEOPLE JUST DON'T BELIEVE THEM.
"Once they know I'm bi, it's like I'm the threesome fairy."
Crows hold grudges, conspire with one another, and have regional dialects even though -- NEWS FLASH -- there is no crow language.
"If you've ever fucked with a crow, even if it was just the one time, decades ago, his children might be out there right now, plotting bloody revenge against you."