Some bleak stuff this week, guys. But we suppose it's to be expected. When Donald Trump once again burst forth from his hibernation pustule, there was bound to be a rancid splatter all over our collective psyche.
You can now keep multiple desktops! But it may very well come at a terrible, terrible price.
"The most polarizing feature of Windows 10 will almost certainly be its soundtrack, an unceasing medley of children singing playground songs, as if from a great distance."
Our source went to the far reaches of the Dark Web, where she witnessed an endlessly raging Eyes Wide Shut party for child molesters - complete with masks supplied by an anonymizing service.
"7axxn is a community of 'over 90,000' registered users, filled with gigabyte after gigabyte of child pornography, which is easily the most depressing set of statistics ever recorded."