Everyone was whipped up about marriage, children and Satan. So let's go ahead and call this "Omen Week."
To bone up before Age Of Ultron, some of us here at Cracked decided to watch all ten films in a single 20+ hour half-comatose sitting. What did we learn? Well, for starters, the Marvel Universe is filled with blood-hungry, emotionless masses who place no value on human life.
"They've made a Hugh-Hefner-style rock star out of a fucking weapons manufacturer. I get that Tony Stark acts eccentric, but that's still like the CEO of L-3 Communications being treated like Jennifer Lawrence."
Colonial unity and tolerant values of the Enlightenment are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
"Smugglers, like John Hancock, hate being told they can't smuggle."