The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)

Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)

Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

MARVEL COMIC SPOILERS AHEAD! In A1l-New X-Men #40. after being confronted bY Jean Grey, Iceman has officially come out as gay. WHAT'S BOBBY... HAPPENI

Source: io9

Scientists have discovered a new species ot frog in Costa Rica that looks exactly like Kermit from the Muppets. Hyalinobatrachium dianae is a fype of

Source: CNN

A 66-YEAR-OLD FUGITIVE WHO HAD BEEN ON THE RUN FOR NEARLY 40 YEARS, TURNED HIMSELF IN TO RECEIVE HEALTH CARE IN PRISON. Originally serving an eight- y

Source: NBC News

for EARTH DAY, THE NSA INTRODUCEDI ls NEW RESYCLIING MASCOTO DUNK. MANY ARE COMPLAINING THAT DUNK IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES. WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY

Source: Uproxx

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