The Top 10 Cracked Posts You Shared Last Week - 4/5

Only one of these popular bastards was chock full of lies. And by "bastards" we mean the articles you shared the most, not the fellas above. Those guys -- both solid.

10 17 Insane Transformations You Have to See to Believe

Yeah but who needs lakes when you've got that big freshwater ocean?

Gold Star Comment: "Good thing climate change is a myth or I would be worried."

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9 The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/30)

Machete don't substitute low fat yogurt for sour cream.

Notable Comment: "Danny Trejo is an awesome man. He had a rough past, learned, grew, became an actor. He is a great example of what we can become as long as we keep moving forward."

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8 The 19 Most Inexcusable Ways the Media Failed You

Well, sure. All the radiation was absorbed by the giant lizard lurking under the ocean.

Notable Comment: "The Fukushima 50 didn't know that at the time, and they would have gone in regardless. They still deserve our respect."

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7 13 Freaky Things You Didn't Know Your Body Can Do

The first documented 'bad cop' technique ever.

Notable Comment: "I usually point my finger at their head and tell them to pull it and something even more freaky happens."

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6 6 Insane Fan Theories That Actually Make Great Movies Better

"Bond, James Bond, in fact - that's all our names."

Notable Comment: "It would be brilliant if they incorporated that into a Bond film. Bond faces an enormous challenge which he can't accomplish alone, and at that very moment Pierce Brosnan walks in.

'Good evening, 007. Ready to save the world again?'"

There has been a theory among fans that there is no one single James Bond, but that James Bond is a codename passed on from one agent to the next as

5 5 Brainwashing Tricks That Work No Matter How Smart You Are

If joining Scientology requires buying insanity about the evil ruler Xenu freezing billions of victims and stashing them in Earth's volcanoes, how in the hell can it have tens of thousands of members, among them some very wealthy, successful people with no history of mental illness? David Wong tells you how.

Gold Star Comment: "Haha round earth"

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4 The 34 Most Mind-Blowing Behind-the-Scenes Factoids Ever

Even more insane? His name really was "Shirley."

Notable Comment: "Cough cough cough cough bullshit cough cough cough."

APis Hilarious star, LESLIE NIELSEN actually had NO SENSE OF HUMOR. AT ALL. Co-director David Zucker said in an interview, The first actors we look

3 5 Symbols You Never Noticed in Everyday Life

Have you ever wondered why the Bluetooth "B" looks so strange? Well, wonder no more!

Gold Star Comment: "I tried Bluetooth once for a phone I had years ago. It required me to jam an earbud into my ear, which hurt. It kinda felt like a shark had tried to bite my face off and left a tooth in my ear. This made me unhappy, very blue indeed. I thought Bluetooth referred to that feeling. 'There's a sharp tooth in my ear, and I feel blue.'"