Turns out you're not a bunch of Gollums hiding away your Cracked-Precious after all. You actually like to share our dick-joke larded chunks of wisdom!
Check out this week's favorites, which will be the foundation of a vast psychological profile we're compiling of you people...
"Pony play": a kink thing even kinkier than you kink it is. #Photoplasty
Chemical analysis and X-ray detection showed that Brazilian wandering spiders' fangs have metal atoms dispersed throughout, mainly copper, magnesium, iron and zinc. They're basically the Wolverines of the arachnid world. #CrackedClassic
Notable Comment: "Pictures of various bugs usualy [sic] show a human hand under them. Volunteers have courage."
Notable Reply to Notable Comment: "Arm from a dead guy."