Crackedoids: Motorhead Rules Edition

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The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually Good for You

Of the superpowers alcohol seemingly gives you, one of them is not "stopping your wife from dumping your drunk ass after you repeatedly jump out of a window like a damn moron."

Not that we're encouraging it per se, but if he ever wanted to do it again, Motorhead would probably come and play on the ground behind this idiot's landing spot.

Alexei Roskov drank 3 bottles of vodka and jumped out the fifth floor of his apartment building. Landing virtually unharmed, he staggered back upstair

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