They say there's no surer way to ruin a joke than by explaining it. Luckily, I'm terrible at what I do and a complete rebel that no one wants to step to, so here's a list of some Easter egg-style bits you may have missed the FIRST 19 times you watched our latest smash Cracked Studios series, Welcome Back, Potter.
The season finale. As good a place to start as any.
A few commenters were taken aback when our stand-in Dumbledore mentioned that he was "gonna go suck some dicks now" in the opening lines of the series. We just wanted to take this opportunity to state that this was merely an attempt to stay true to J.K. Rowling's revelations that Dumbledore was in fact gay, and how important that was because of how deeply it affected the events of the story. We also wanted to take the opportunity to say "we" a few times, implying that there are more people you should be mad at than just Michael Swaim, despite the fact that he (I?) wrote the line, then said the line into a microphone, then giggled about it with his/my stupid buddies/digipets.
Serial pause-ers or victims of lag might have noticed a healthy smattering of joke names scattered around the "wizarding map" of the Atlantic Ocean in the show's first images. This map is outdated, of course, as it has since been discovered that Monster Island is actually just a peninsula. Please, no complaints.