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We're starting a brewery. It seems like a pretty natural progression: from drinking heavily and writing, to drinking heavily and brewing more booze to drink. Our initial plan was to have Crackedbrau Lager in stores by this time next month, but we've had a few early set-backs. We thought we were keeping to the Reinheitsgebot, Bavaria's beer purity law. But it turns out that was actually a recipe for straight-up Angel Dust.

On the plus side, being able to skin our own fingers is pretty badass. Anyone up for stealing a car and crashing it as fast as possible into the nearest orphanage?

Seanbaby kicked us off with a list of the great wars fought by Fox News. Chris Bucholz gave his regrets for a semi-tragic illegal day car snafu and Soren Bowie picked out the Etsy profiles of probable serial killers. Brockway looked at the infuriating steps to any DIY project as Felix Clay discussed the crossovers Hollywood ought to make. John Cheese put together some advice for High School graduates while Brendan McGinley revealed the worst famous relatives anyone had to live down.

The 6 Most Hilarious Failures in Music Censorship
Censoring music is never really a "success", but the cock-ups can be pretty damn hysterical.

Notable Comment: "Monster Mash was not annoying. It was a graaaaaveyard smash!"

You're right, stupidfla. It really caught on in a flash.

5 Psychology Studies Every Awkward Teenager Should Read
Quiet, nerdy people- you're doing it right!

Notable Comment: "This article is making me self-conscious for being fairly extroverted and losing my virginity before 19. I'm going to have to go hang out with my large friend group and have some intimate relations to get over this one."

Iamjacks18 doesn't yet know that the road to depression is paved with orgasms and friendship.

6 Actors Who Play the Exact Same Role in Multiple Movies
As if recycling plots wasn't enough.

Notable Comment: "Vince Vaughn is always the same guy, no matter what movie."

That's true, TheDoyal, but this article isn't 'X Actors Who Lack Talent'.

7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Publications
We also hear that every issue of Nickelodeon Magazine had a hidden picture of Hoffa's corpse. But that may just be hearsay.

Notable Comment: "That last one about "The Great Gatsby" makes me want to contact my english teacher from my junior year of high school and tell her about it. She made us read that book, and I bet she didn't even notice the eye thing."

If not, PowerOfShazam, we'll bet all those classes are about to take on a totally different light.

5 Staples of the Legal System That Statistics Say Don't Work
When it comes to law enforcement, doing what works isn't nearly as important as just doing anything at all.

Notable Comment: "Good to know that if I fail at being a gigolo I can always find work as a judge."

Col.kurtz, the American court system could use a man who lets his hips do the talking for him.

The Insane Future of the Jurassic Park Franchise
No script yet, no director yet, but don't worry! A Jurassic Park movie is coming.

R-Rated Easter Eggs You Never Noticed in Disney Movies
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