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It's time again for our most popular feature, in which we take photos that have made millions of Internet users scream "FAKE!" and prove that they are, in fact, real. In case you missed the previous episodes, here's Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, the gritty reboot that doesn't acknowledge the previous editions, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 and Part 9 (whew!).

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This Is Not Two Photos Cropped Together

American Photo

Even after four years of this, we almost deleted this one as a particularly lazy fake (open Photoshop, select bottom half of picture, move some saturation sliders around, done). Where the hell do you find perfectly horizontal lines in nature? But what you're seeing is actually the aftereffects of a toxic chemical spill in Hungary, and the exact line where the sludge rose to before receding (click that link for more pics from different areas, if you're still not convinced).

The red stuff in the sludge is iron oxide (the stuff that gives rust its color), and the sludge is usually kept in a reservoir ...

Civertan
Until someone figures out a way to bottle and market it.

... until suddenly it's not. The official government stance on the incident is that "Everything has returned to normal." Sure, guys. We'll give you five bucks to go lick one of those trees. On a similar note ...

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16
Lake Pepto-Bismol

Daily Mail
"The Hulk's hungover again. Ready a funnel."

Yep, those are tiny rowboats, and that is water. But it's not the result of a horrific spill from the dye tanks at a bubblegum factory -- this one is all-natural.

This lake in Africa is colored pink as a result of absurdly high salt concentrations, which attracts massive hordes of salt-loving bacteria called Dunaliella salina. We know what you're thinking -- so that pink color is the bacteria's shit, right? Because all those trillions of D. salina are just taking constant, tiny bloody shits in the lake? Unfortunately, no. The bacteria are full of the red-orange pigment beta-carotene, the same stuff that gives carrots their color. Still, don't drink that shit.

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15
A Jellyfish? A Hairy Light Bulb?

Ben Baller

A hot-air balloon somebody accidentally filled with hydrogen in mid-explosion? One of Satan's huge, hairy balls?

Actually, Cracked readers with a penchant for current events may recognize this photo from the Fourth of July, when San Diego accidentally set off all its fireworks at once, presumably causing every dog in a five-mile radius to enter a barking frenzy. They call it a mistake, but we like to imagine that some little kid just got his hands on the fireworks control panel and decided to live out his wildest dreams. The results were oddly disappointing -- instead of a spectacular orgy of burning magnesium filling the sky, it all burned in this concentrated ball that fizzled out after just 15 seconds.

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14
God's Chess Board

Washington Landscape
It's even more impressive than His Scrabble tray.

If you're familiar with our past articles, you've seen similar large-scale landscape designs created by artists to be enjoyed purely by people in airplanes and those browsing Google Earth. But this mountainous checkerboard pattern in Washington State happened by accident.

What happened was that the government wanted to support the construction of railroads, but still preserve some of the federal forests. So, they sold the land off in alternating 10-square-mile chunks. After the companies got their hands on the land, they logged their chunks right up to the very edge of their squares, stopping exactly along the ruler-straight boundaries marked off by the surveyors. That resulted in this perfect checkerboard pattern of clear-cut land and forest. Are you telling us there wasn't even one bureaucrat who could convince them to sell off land in the shape of a dick?

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13
Pussycopter

Daily Mail
Someone find a string.

For those of you who didn't see this when the video went viral, yes, that's a real cat. Yes, it has been converted into a remote control helicopter.

After his cat was killed by a car, artist Bart Jansen decided to turn its corpse into a flying machine, because there is no point in being insane if you can't use your insanity to give other people nightmares. This is one of those things that seem like it should be illegal somehow, but what law could it possibly be breaking? The animal was already dead, after all.

So, what would it cost to have this done to our bodies after we die? Screw it, it's going in the will either way.

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11
When UFOs Take Off Too Fast

Weather Vortex

Not only are these "hole punched in the sky" cloud formations not faked; they're also not all that uncommon.

Weather Vortex
So this is what it's like to be goatse'd by God.

Apparently, this happens when the temperature of the air is below freezing, but the water particles are right at that moment when they haven't frozen yet. Then when a mass of particles starts freezing in one spot, it sets off a chain reaction, spreading out into a circle. The particles freeze and fall out of the clouds in an expanding ring, like ripples in a pond. This chain reaction can be set off by passing airliners (their contrails can trigger the process). The first pilot to see this happening in his rearview mirror must have thought he had triggered the goddamned end of the world.

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10
Yes, You Can Eat This

ABC News
But what color is the popcorn?

This looks like a glass bead craft you could buy at some souvenir shop in, say, New Mexico. But this is real corn, and it's not the result of patient injections of dye, either. It grows this way.

They call it glass gem corn, for obvious reasons, and it's specially bred to have such a variegated kernel-by-kernel color scheme. You'd almost feel bad for eating such a work of art, but you'll feel better knowing that the next day it'll be Mardi Gras in your toilet.

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9
There Is No Glass in the World Strong Enough ...

Home DSGN
If there was just a pee hole in the floor, this would be perfect.

That's not a Photoshop, and it's not a realistic painting on the floor meant to freak out houseguests. That's a real shaft that you could really fall down into and die if that pane of glass ever failed while you were sleepily taking a piss in the middle of the night.

This bathroom is in an upscale penthouse apartment that was built in a refurbished building in Mexico. The joker who designed the place thought it'd be funny to put the bathroom atop an old elevator shaft, and to make the floor out of glass, and then the guy actually freaking did it, with what had to have been an absurd amount of effort and expense (imagine the process of installing that floor). If you're not scared of the height, wait until a flock of bats decides to come flooding up out of the darkness while you're taking a dump.

Getty
"I am vengeance. I am the night. I had ... too much taco salad!"

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8
In Real Life, the Matrix Is Orange

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Tell us you can look at this infinite tunnel of pulsing lights and computers without hearing it -- that deep, ominous hum of a supervillain hideout's nerve center. The truth isn't far off -- this is a photo of a data center in France called Dedibox.

Or at least we think it is, based on what Google Translate is able to tell us. All we know is that if a room like this shows up in a movie or a video game, somebody's going to have to drop down from an air duct and hack that shit before it can launch the missiles.

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7
Remember Those Colored-Sand Art Projects You Made at Summer Camp?

Slightly Warped
Finally, proof of Spontaneous Hippie Combustion.

This quite frankly tacky landscape is the Danxia Landform, located in southeast China and widely known as the world's largest naturally formed acid flashback.

That eruption of color is what you get when you have layers of mineral-rich red sandstone and other layers of sediment that were formed over millions of years, then tossed around by shifting tectonic plates and finally eroded by wind and water. So stop and appreciate it, that shit took a lot of work.

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6
The Engine Room of the Prometheus

Argonne National Laboratory
Not one single egg. What a waste.

Can you count the '80s sci-fi cliches in this picture? You've got: underwater, strange glow, lots of piping, complex machinery. The only thing missing is a badly CG'd alien that wants to make out with Ed Harris. Far from a movie set, though, this is a real picture of a nuclear reactor emitting Cherenkov radiation. So we guess you can add "foreign-sounding science name" to the list of cliches.

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5
"Your Precious Flamethrowers Will Not Work Down Here, Puny Human."

Getty

We know what you're saying: "I've seen this fake before! The diver is actually way in the background, making the jellyfish look terrifyingly huge!" Not so -- that's a Nomura's jellyfish, and that's how big they get. Here's a smaller one being slapped by a diver:

Hokkaido Electric Power Company
Well, he's either slapping it or patting its ass.

You have to abuse them when they're young, because they can grow up to be almost seven feet in diameter and weigh 440 freaking pounds. A boat once sank trying to catch nets full of these things. They're not rare, and in fact their population is exploding, which makes sense, since we're pretty sure they're the next dominant form of life on earth.

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4
The Invasion Begins

Slamet Riyadi / Associated Press
Yet another army of aliens that can't handle water.

You know that scene from Harry Potter where they decorate the cafeteria with floating candles? Well, here's the real thing. This is a real photo of lanterns released during a Buddhist ceremony that occurred during the full moon a couple months ago. They work like tiny little hot-air balloons, and if you really want to have fun next Halloween, figure out how to combine them with the classic "flaming bag of dog poo" prank.

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3
"What? It's Just a Leaf ..."

orora
Imagine that coming at you through a salad.

Don't scroll past this one. Look closely. See the legs?

We've all seen natural camouflage before, but this caterpillar takes it above and beyond. You can barely see a Euthalia aconthea even when you know it's there. It's even weirder when you realize that this insect with no brain to speak of somehow knows how to position its body perfectly in line with the patterns on the leaf. We don't trust it.

School of Ecology and Conservation
Anything as Christmasy as this must be evil.

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2
Boom. You're Now Hypnotized.

Creativity Fuse

If you're familiar with past articles, you know we love these perspective illusion drawings. As usual, the effect only works if you're standing in one specific spot:

Creativity Fuse

This one was created by Felice Varini, and it seems like it'd be impossible to walk down this hall without expecting to come out in some other time period.

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And Finally ...

cM3Fu

The 13-year-old in you will be happy to learn that the corner of Inyo and Butte is a real place in Bakersfield, California, and we'll let you make your own jokes about what you'd expect to find located there (aside from the obvious answer, which would be "a prison").

Now here are 20 MORE images you won't believe aren't Photoshopped and 7 Images Too Badass To Be Real (That Totally Are).

Or if you're pressed for time and just looking for a quick fix, then check out 6 Famous Quotes (Revised for Accuracy).

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