The nice people of the Internet shared the hell out of these last week. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
Deadpool, more influential than anyone in the Presidential race.
"The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show."
Pretty much stuck with it at this point, Des Moines.
"Despite the fact that by all accounts Marquette understood the Peoria language, he didn't seem to notice, and so the mighty Shitface River flowed through middle America until the 1800s, when the bustling metropolis of Shitface sprang up along its banks."