10 Cracked Social Media Posts That Crushed It This Week-3/12

The nice people of the Internet shared the hell out of these last week. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

10 The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/1)

Deadpool, more influential than anyone in the Presidential race.

DEADPOOL IS PROJECTED TO SURPASS THE MATRIX RELOADED AS THE HIGHEST- GROSSING R-RATED MOVIE EVER. Analysts believe the film's worldwide success may co

"The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show."

9 5 Huge Mistakes Nobody Noticed for a Shockingly Long Time

Pretty much stuck with it at this point, Des Moines.

Des Moines, currently the capital of lowa, takes its name from the nearby Des Moines River, which, influenced by local Native Americans, was christene

"Despite the fact that by all accounts Marquette understood the Peoria language, he didn't seem to notice, and so the mighty Shitface River flowed through middle America until the 1800s, when the bustling metropolis of Shitface sprang up along its banks."

8 14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People

"My first action as president will be to hit some of this dank kush."

CRACKED These two rad college kids that look like they just stepped out of High Times Magazine... ARE NONE OTHER THAN BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON!

"Seriously, tell me you can find any difference between future president Bill Clinton in the above photo and Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski."

7 4 Things No One Tells You About Having OCD

OCD isn't a funny quirk, and it's not something that you click on in your "Which DC Comics Character Am I?" internet quiz.

forgetting a pen and having to take notes in pencil when the rest are in pen is literally killing me right NOw #ocd Expand I have the biggest oed when

"Imagine the feeling of having a song stuck in your head. Now imagine that instead of 'It's Raining Men,' it's the thought of murdering your best friend. In graphic detail. Over and over again."

6 6 Ghost Videos Even Sane People Have To Admit Are Creepy

Hollywood dropped the ball on providing us with a steady stream of clown-based nightmare fuel, so reality picked up the slack. And reality can go f- its clowny self.

"Evil clowns exist and they know where your surveillance cameras are."

5 The 6 Most Hilarious Failures in Music Censorship History

It was a beautiful time in Congressional hearings that brought Frank Zappa, Dee Snider and John Denver together...

10 Cracked Social Media Posts That Crushed It This Week-3/12

"In explaining to Congress how it is parents' responsibility to pay attention to what their children are listening to, Zappa compared the PMRC's agenda to a 'sinister kind of 'toilet training program' to house-break all composers,' and their mission to 'treating dandruff by decapitation.'"

4 My Brief Time As Donald Trump's Campaign Manager

"We kicked around a LOT of good, dumb slogans before settling on "Make America Great Again." I really wanted to go with "America: Put It In You," but Donald thought it would be too obvious and no one would take us seriously."

"You have to believe me: Promising to build a wall was supposed to be the thing that let everyone else know that we weren't serious about running. A giant wall between Mexico and America? That's a child's idea of national security, a dumb child."