We've told you about animals with real superpowers straight out of a comic book, but it turns out that, just like in the human world, not everyone who is a badass necessarily looks like a badass -- and some just look like butts. It's like nature has intentionally gone out of its way to make these animals look ridiculous so they'll be able to kill us faster while we're busy laughing at them.
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5 The Naked Mole Rat Can Eat Through Concrete
The naked mole rat looks like a cartoon character specifically designed to convey stupidity, and the more you watch it, the stupider it gets. First you notice those Goofy-like front teeth, and then you realize the thing under them isn't the rat's mouth -- it's more teeth. Like an awkward kid in his yearbook photo, it's trying to smile and failing horribly.
""How long was I asleep in the bathtub, exactly?"
That pasty, wrinkly skin also gives the naked mole rat the appearance of someone who hasn't been outside since, well, ever -- which is actually pretty accurate, since they only live in underground tunnels they make themselves. How do they pull that off? Well ...
The same cartoonishly oversized teeth that give the naked mole rat that idiotic grin are also its secret weapon -- those things can chew through solid concrete. No, we're not speaking figuratively:
"All right, time for your snack."
That's the "before" picture. Here's the "after":
Flossing is complicated.
The mole rats hollowed out the block of concrete. By biting it.
This is possible because those teeth are hard as hell, and also 25 percent of the animal's muscles are concentrated in its jaw (in humans, it's only 1 percent). Also, one-third of their brain cortex is devoted to processing information from the mouth area alone. It's like evolution completely gave up on the rest of their bodies and focused on making their mouths as badass as possible. If all their organs were as deadly, they would be ruling the planet by now.
If they secretly aren't already, from underneath.
They can even move the top teeth independently, like chopsticks, which they use to dig vast underground tunnels and retrieve buried food. Sure, they still look like morons, but we wouldn't say that to their faces.