5 Famous People Who Succeeded Long After They Should've Quit
Picking a career is pretty hard, it turns out. Not only do you have to choose something you could see yourself doing for the rest of your life, but you also have to be somewhat competent at it. Most of us will just fall into something and go with it.
After all, if you haven't found your calling by, say, age 30, it's pretty much hopeless, right? If you were going to make it, you'd have made it by now.
Well ... maybe not. After all ...
#5. Alan Rickman Got His First Movie Role at 46

If you are an aspiring movie actor, how long would you plug away at it before deciding it's not for you? Like, if you've made it to your mid-40s without ever appearing in a movie, that's probably a sign that you're never going to have an action figure made from you, right?
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Mid-Life Crisis Man! Gets drunk, chats up the college-age waitress and crashes his Harley into a Dumpster!
The Rock Bottom Moment:
So there was this guy named Alan who had gotten an art degree (because enrolling in drama classes "wasn't considered the sensible thing to do"), and by his late 20s was doing as well as you'd expect anyone with a degree to do. He was running his own graphic design business ... and that's when he decided to drop absolutely everything and sign up for acting classes. He even left his own company to concentrate full-time on acting, which doesn't do a lot for your financial security, it turns out.
While studying at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, Rickman was pushing 30 and supporting himself by working as a dresser for other actors (and we mean literally helping them put their clothes on). He did get to meet stage actors like Sir Nigel Hawthorne, but their interaction at this point was probably limited to "fetch me my leotards, boy."
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"Now put them on, very slowly. Yes. Yes."
And this went on for years. Rickman farted around the theater scene for over a decade.
Then finally, at age 42, Rickman was cast as one of the leads in the stage version of the book Les Liaisons Dangereuses. The play was a hit and was soon adapted by Hollywood as Dangerous Liaisons. Boom! Success! Everyone involved in it became internationally famous!
Except Rickman, because they replaced him with John Malkovich.

Everyone knows Alan Rickman is famously terrible at playing creepy, evil characters.
The Success:
However, Rickman's performance did catch the attention of producer Joel Silver, who two years later asked him to star as the villain in some action movie with some TV actor named Bruce Willis. Something about a bunch of terrorists taking over a skyscraper.
Yep, Alan Rickman, the best bad-guy actor maybe ever, the man behind Hans Gruber and Professor Snape from the Harry Potter series, started his film career at age 46.
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Above: Proof that you're never too pale or skeevy for greatness.
#4. Roget Invented the Thesaurus at Age 73

It's not that Peter Roget went through life broke. By age 61, he was an accomplished doctor, lecturer and inventor. He was a respected man of science. He was also, however, pretty insane and most definitely miserable.
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Which is standard for people who spend their days studying kaleidoscopes, we guess.
The Rock Bottom Moment:
Being nuts, it turns out, was in his blood: His grandmother was mentally unstable, his mother was nearly psychotic and his sister and daughter had suffered severe mental breakdowns. As if that wasn't enough, his father and wife died young, and one time his uncle slit his throat in front of him. Peter was actually the sane one in the family, or as it was known to people who weren't in his family, "still crazier than a shit house rat."
Roget himself was described as "humorless and judgmental" and a little bit paranoid. His obsessive personality slowly took over his life and led him to, for example, count his steps every day. He was also obsessed with cleanliness ... which was unfortunate, because he lived in 19th century London, which had no clean water or toilets.
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Civilization didn't beat out nomadic tribalism with the invention of the British accent.
The only thing that seemed to calm him was making lists, a somewhat creepy hobby he'd had since childhood. When he retired from medicine at 61, he realized he might as well spend all day making one huge, all-encompassing list of all the things ever -- so that's exactly what he did.
The Success:
Twelve years later, at age 73, Peter Roget published his giant list of words as a book, Roget's Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases ... otherwise known as "the thesaurus."
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Or "wordbook" or "phrasehouse" or "table-leg prop."
Back in 1805, he had compiled a small indexed catalog of words for personal use, presumably to help him cheat in crossword puzzles. Roget kept building on his initial list over the years, but only as a pointless hobby, because as we explained before, he was pretty much insane. It wasn't until he retired that he decided to devote himself seriously to creating a collection of synonyms and antonyms that writers could use as an easy reference.
The thesaurus was an instant success and made Roget's name synonymous with, well, synonyms. He kept working on it until his death at age 90, and in the meantime managed to not kill himself or anyone else. Pretty impressive, we think.
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Look out! He's going to off, rub-out, liquidate or slay somebody!
#3. The Author of the Book Behind Apocalypse Now Was a Sailor, Drifter and Part-Time Criminal Until Age 37

Now it's true that a lot of writers don't publish their big novel until after a lot of years of trying. In the days before everybody had a blog, you'd maybe you get your English degree and then write some short stories that get published in some magazine, or take work writing greeting cards -- whatever pays the bills.
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"I don't know what this is. It just makes me look unattainable and interesting."
But others, well, they take a more roundabout approach.
The Rock Bottom Moment:
In 1878, Jozef Teodor Konrad Nalecz Korzeniowski, a young Polish sailor working for the French marine service, tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the chest. The reason? Pick one: His family was exiled from his country, he was orphaned by age 11, he was involved in a gun smuggling plot, he had just gone through a disastrous love affair that apparently ended in a duel and his gambling had left him riddled by debt.
So he tried to shoot himself. The bullet didn't seem to hit anything important, though, so Jozef shrugged it off and kept working. In the same year, he joined the British Merchant Marines, even though he was already in his 20s and didn't know a word of English. Over the following decade, Jozef slowly picked up on the language during his many voyages around the world -- which, by the way, he barely survived.
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English is a notoriously dangerous language.
A trip to Congo in 1890, for example, left him physically and psychologically drained. During his tour of Africa, Jozef witnessed enough horror and evil to shatter anyone's faith in humanity. It was almost like in Apocalypse Now.
The Success:
No, wait, it was exactly like Apocalypse Now -- he wrote it. All that shit Martin Sheen's character goes through in the movie is based on Jozef's own experiences as a merchant sailor in the Congo, which Francis Ford Coppola updated to the Vietnam War for the film.

The book's surfing scene was left unchanged.
You see, after 20 years of being a full-time sailor, one day Jozef decided to switch careers and become a novelist. He published his first novel in 1894, at age 37, under a name you are slightly more likely to recognize: "Joseph Conrad." This didn't exactly come out of nowhere: His father had tried to instill in him a love of literature before, you know, dying, and Conrad's life going to shit for the next 30 years gave him some material to work with.
In 1899, Conrad began publishing Heart of Darkness, the novel that Apocalypse Now is based on, and by the early 20th century he was recognized as one of the most important writers in the English language -- a language he didn't even speak until adulthood and that, perhaps most impressively, he apparently taught himself while listening to sailors.

Which explains why Marlon Brando's character is pretty much incomprehensible.








Being OCD in 19th century London, or at least a hypochondriac? I would only wish that on my greatest enemies, for that would be sheer hell times eleven hundred.
ReplyChina knows Colonel Sanders as "Comrade General Demon Hair." Haha. thank you for that! :/ I wish KFC still had their popcorn chicken..my gawd....if you add honey to it....*sigh*
ReplyI always found Colonel Sanders' story to be ridiculously inspirational. Even losers only need to find what they're good at.
ReplyPardon this "die hard" Rickmaniac for being a stickler for accuracy, but Alan was 42 when Die Hard was made. And he'd acted in several BBC television programs LONG before 1988...Romeo & Juliet and The Barchester Chronicles just to name 2.
ReplyFair enough. But keep in mind, I acted in my 8th grade play, but no one gives a fuck. Die Hard made him a household name, at least on this side of the pond. That led to him being cast in more blockbuster movies that people actually watched. When people see Alan Rickman, do they say "Hey. That's Tybalt from that one time on BBC." or do they say "Holy Shit! It's Hans f*****g Gruber!"?
I'll give you the age, but the article was talking about his first movie role, so TV roles are irrelevant.
Harland Sanders only owned his first restaurant and handful franchise ... the rest was Ray Kroc doing, including making him the mascot of the company.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesheh, McDonald's would be surprised to learn that they are KFC now. Might want to verify the nonsense you post, this will at least give the illusion that you know what you're talking about.
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Wait, i'm confused now, was McD started by the clown and then some guy made it famous by using the clown as a mascot, or what?
Ray Kroc had NOTHING to do with KFC. It was Wendy's founder Dave Thomas who worked with Sanders to develop several marketing strategies, including the bucket and having Sanders himself in the commercials. He founded Wendy's after leaving KFC.
the article about Alan Rickman is wrong he was born in 1946 so that means he was 42 when he starred in die hard and and lets see that means he was 50 in 1996 and harry potter came out in 2001 so he was around 54 or 55 when he made the movie
ReplyWhenever I feel like I am running out of time, I just read this article and I feel better.
ReplyAlan Rickman is just simple an awesome actor. Sure, he's been cast in a lot of crap, but he's got a hell of a presence, a wide range of acting abilities, and that voice, my god it just screams bad guy(or somewhat bad guy who was actually the good guy in harry potter).
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesRickman was awesome in both Die Hard and the Harry Potter movies(which imho made those movies much more enjoyable, and more than made up for the endless stream of ridiculousness). Although, I'm sure that without Rickman, HP would still have been pretty good, just not as good.
He even does well in comedies, like Galaxy Quest, complementing Tim Allen & Sigourney Weaver, and movies that fell short, like Robin Hood, Prince Of Thieves, where his snarky Sheriff of Nottingham outshines Kevin Costner's bland Robin Hood.
His serious face in comedy never fails to be wonderful. He is a perfect "straight man" for others to bounce off of. Even dangling from underneath a horse he manages to exude suave confidence.
Don't forget the thoroughly hateful bad guy in Quigley Down Under.
And he voiced a character on "King of the Hill," a renaissance fair king.
He has THE sexiest voice in the world -- I wouldn't say it "screamed bad guy." That's just my two cents.
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he was also awesome in Dogma
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Crosswords weren't around until 1890...
ReplyI'd hardly consider the Royal Court Theatre and Royal Shakespeare Company "farting around."
ReplyAhh Mr.Rickman with his trademark awesome voice. Hans Gruber stole the show in that movie
ReplyWith all due respect to Bruce Willis and the awesome John McLain, Hans Gruber *was* the show in that movie.
It's always funny to me how folks will use a 1:1000 example to prove a supposed "point." A successful actor who started his career at 46 is so rare its not even worth mentioning. I mean, we already know there are rare exceptions to everything in life. Holding up Alan Rickman's successful acting career as some sort of "proof" of anything beyond that is kinda silly.
ReplyIt just means that there are people who did become late bloomers and its not impossible. Sort of like holding out successful drop outs who became richer than most. It'll be harder but there's a glimmer of hope.
Well, when your entire point is that that one person out of 1000 actually exists . . . yeah, it makes plenty of sense.
Your description of Alan Rickman's career is not quite accurate. Mr. Rickman was a successful graphic artist until age 26 when he turned to the theatre where he has enjoyed tremendous success. He performed his first television role at age 32 and was in his first movie, Die Hard, at age 42.
ReplyPeople who retire at 60 are pansies. I'm never retiring!
ReplyIs it sad I know what episode that Desperate Housewives picture is from?
ReplyAlso, Urkel. Always a good thing.
Alan Rickman: thank you for not giving up and for giving us the perfect Severus Snape.
ReplyHOW COULD ANYONE DOWNTHUMB THIS?
I used to count my steps and make sure that each foot had an equal and even number of steps every time I walked any distance at all and always ended on the right foot. Its a b***h to break that kind of habit and I still fall back into sometimes as well as other things that are just laughably stupid but can't help it yet.
Replythat said I enjoy the hell out an article on cracked talking about making lists as a sign of a persons insanity.
I've never called out Cracked on its research quality before, but seriously: all you need to do is LOOK at Rickman's IMDB page to see that he had at least one major role before Die Hard: as the "odious" Obadiah Slope in the celebrated miniseries Barchester Chronicles. Considering that's the career path of half the working British actors today, I call shenanigans on this article!
ReplyI don't usually call out other commenters on their reading ability, but Alan Rickman's section is subtitled "Alan Rickman Got His First MOVIE Role at 46." Shenanigans, I say!
I call shenanigans on annoying nit-pickers like you, Darkhawk!
hommie bck home had a tattoo of this dude on this left chest. word.
ReplyAlan Rickman was born in 1946. Die Hard was released in 1987. Therefore, he would have been no older than 41 when he got his first movie role, not 46 as the article claims. Plus, he was in several British tv shows beforehand. Come on, Cracked! You could have found that out on imdb!
ReplyUmm, Die Hard was released July 15, 1988. However, I agree that when the article says he was 46 when CAST in his first movie role, they're way off, as the movie most likely started shooting in 1985 or 1986.