Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
Fatawesome is a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and have published their webcomics, most recently teaching us about the Birds and the Bees.
You can find more of their videos and comics at Fatawesome.com.
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haha, I have never choosen to skip taking a dump because someone else was there. If anything, you can sit there and wait for them to leave, or make a lot of noise, like flushing the toilet or messing with the toilet paper dispenser, to cover up your poop noises, OR spread your cheeks wide so no fart noises come out, and pad the bowl with some toilet paper so no one hears the poop drop into the water..... I guess I know way too many ways to poop in public without being so obvious. I know I wouldn't wait.
ReplyWow, you'd have to be a complete f*****g idiot to not get this joke. It's so simple. Also, you'd have to be a gigantic p***y to be afraid of taking a s**t while another guy is in the restroom.
ReplyI get the joke. It's eh on terms of humor. Fatawesome, however, just plain sucks. This is actually one of the funniest things they've posted, and that's not saying much.
Replywezall2002 said "Poop from his Dick, in a urinal." I smiled at the Comic and then Laughed at you. Thanks for the humor on the other end of this click.
ReplyOk, I thought that was really funny actually, I lol'd.
ReplyReally, chances are the guy who made the comic wasn't a complete idiot, regardless of if a few readers obviously are, and didn't just go "gee, this comic makes no sense and I totally mean something other than what I drew...I'm gonna submit it anyways!!!"
So for future reference, if ya perhaps don't understand what's going on chances are that it's you, not the author.
Odd that so many people missed the point. He needs to take a crap but there's someone in the bathroom. He doesn't want to crap with someone else in there so he pretends to wash his hands. That's the joke... not a great joke, but the joke we've got.
ReplyI don't understand how people think this is about pooping from your dick or whatnot. It's just about nervous poopers... that's it. Could have been better though.
This is a horrible comic. Most of the people, including me, think its about poop, yet the guy goes to A f*****g URINAL! Because apparently the artists can't draw piss, yet still realize that nobody talks to you when you're in a stall. So I guess they settled on having the guy poop from his dick. In a urinal.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesSeriously?
Are you serious or am I missing a shithouse joke?
He needs to take a dump, but there is another guy in the restroom, so he pretends to only need to wash his hands because he's self conscious about dropping a deuce while another person is within ear shot. Very simple joke.
Apparently not so simple for many.
Wow...
Apparently Fatawesome shares their "comedy" formula with Dane Cook. "Hey guys, a common experience most of us have shared, ISN'T THAT KOOKY" Being the entire "joke."
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesThat's called observational comedy, dipshit. You might feel like the ultimate connoisseur of intelligence and taste, but you're actually just annoying. "THIS FILM'S WHOLE "PREMISE" CENTRES AROUND A CHARACTER WHO GOES FROM BEING IN A MUNDANE PLACE TO WORKING THROUGH THE MUNDANE PLACE TO BEING IN A BETTER PLACE AS AN IMPROVED PERSON. YEAH, REAL ORIGINAL... I'M SURE YOU SHEEPLE REALLY LOVE THIS CRAP... I, ON THE OTHER HAND, ONLY ENJOY THE TOP-NOTCH MATERIAL OF SUCH DIRECTORIAL MASTERPIECES AS THE MATRIX AND STAR WARS BECAUSE I AM VERY ABOVE-AVERAGE IN MOST WAYS AND *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE* I'M EATING A DICK *GOBBLE GOBBLE* I'M OBNOXIOUS *GOBBLE GOBBLE*"
MnfrinJinson, you might want to consider a lobotomy. It could help you improve your intelligence.
HOLY s**t I did not see the gobbling coming...I don't know why the hell I just lost it so badly at that but I find that ridiculously funny for some reason that's beyond me at the moment...I'm assuming it's because I did not really see the dick gobbling coming, but jesus my stomach hurts. Thanks a lot Menfrin. Now I'm gonna have to go get a drink and stuff...
INTERNET! Why are you so mean!?
Nope, Corclod, gonna have to respectfully disagree with you. "I AM VERY ABOVE-AVERAGE IN MOST WAYS AND *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE* I'M EATING A DICK *GOBBLE GOBBLE* I'M OBNOXIOUS *GOBBLE GOBBLE*" made me laugh out loud.
Indeed, it's observational humor. The problem is that as I previously posted, this is pretty much the funniest thing Fatawesome's done. The rest of their stuff is complete crap.
Did MenfrinJinson's reply make anyone else hungry for some good ol' fashioned dick?
I cant poop anyplace other than home. Or on the second day at a hotel.....out of necessity.
ReplyI used to hold it in for 3 days at school camps. Like a boss. Like a boss with constipation.
oh, you guys. Do you need a copy of "everybody poops"?
For some reason, I had hoped that I could go my entire life without seeing any drawings of anthropomorphized poop.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesAnd August 16th of the year 2011 shall always be remembered as "The Great Disappointment."
Well, if Cracked didn't show antropomorphic poop to you, I'm sure Japan would have.
wasn't there this restaurant based on poop in Japan somewhere..
Yeah. Yeah, I agree. But Mr. Hanky from South Park already screwed that up for me.
Frankly, I'm surprised you went this long.
if this was with piss instead of poo i think it would be more relatable. I could never piss in the urinal right next to another person unless i had a drink down me.
Replysee, i thought he was going to s**t in the urinal, because he's an asshole, just like the guys who write these comics.
Replyhahahah thats some funny shit!!! +1
I can't understand how people get so embarrassed about letting a few sewer spuds fly. What do you do if you ate Mexican, just s**t yourselves? What an awful existence. I high five the audience after I'm done. Before washing my hands.
ReplyOne time I sat down to drop a deuce and let go a 120 decibel toilet amplified air bomb. The guy next to me said "bless you". I'm still laughing about it.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliestoilet amplified hahahahh!
Lmao! Men are amazing. We women would just die of embarrassment.
LOL, most noises comes from your butt cheeks flapping, so you can get around that by spreading them.
i'm in the military, try sharing public bathrooms with afghan soldiers.... holy s**t they f**k some stalls UP! at first we had to let them know that you weren't supposed to stand on the seat and squat to shit.... shoeprints and s**t on the seat....
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThey're probably used to French toilets, where you stand on two footprints, squat down over a hole, and let fly.
As someone who read every single thing on cracked, i know that squating is just the more natural approach.
i believe "American Dad!" referenced what you're talking about. They had Roger Smith serve in the a military as a well-renowned port-o-john cleaner that handled his job with all the seriousness of a Bomb Disposal expert.
oh yeah, they do that in taiwan too. I don't get why they don't just aim for the toilet instead of standing on it. Like do a half sitting kinda squat. I have gone to the bathroom without sitting or standing on the toilet many times, even to take a dump. It's not hard and if you stand on the toilet... you could fall in!
Paid poops are awesome. I own up to my shits and take great pride in them. Nervous poopers are funny as hell. Get over it and be proud you're not constipated.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesGirls don't poop.
^girls don't flush poop. not in public restrooms anyways.
Girls don't poop...they DEFECATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
The comic should have had him seeing feet under a stall door. If there are only two stalls, you cannot take a dump right next to someone else.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesYou guys are either homos or haven't held a real job. Paid shits are the best shits and if I have to go, get the hell out of the way. The only way a job s**t would be better is if they had a tv and an xbox in there, too.
Paid Halo Reach shits.
[plop]
"Lost the lead."
The comic isn't about paid shits, retard. It's about not liking to s**t with other people in the bathroom. People don't have to be straight or hold a job to want to s**t in solitude. Oh yeah, don't point the "homo" finger if you play Halo like a fag.
Wow, I agree with CorneliusMcGee for once! Except Halo is for fags.
In Marine corps boot camp you get over that pretty quick. The shitter stalls don't have doors...so often times some f****r wants to carry on a conversation sitting directly across from you. Public restrooms are easy now.
"Nervous pooers exist" is not much of a punchline.
ReplyAm I missing something here?
ReplyServes him right! Shame on him for wanting to poop in the urinal!
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesuhhh..no.
MattyFatStacks no get joke.
I almost thought it was Nnoitra that didn't get the comic, but it's Shannon pointing out that Matty didn't get Nnoitra's joke. Got it!
ah... the famed colonel. it's at least 4 times more difficult to pull off than an upper decker. but the satisfaction... the satisfaction makes it worth it.