6American Flag Pants
These pants were clearly designed for people with a love of America and a hatred of fashion. Or, you know, Napoleon Dynamite fans.
How many reviews were entirely Napoleon Dynamite quotes? you might wonder, and the answer is six. Out of 28. Let's pass those and move on to:
Sorry, French people, we are never going to let that go. On a different tack, there's this guy:
I cut that off right there because he went on to quote the entire U.S. flag code.
There is definitely a lot to think about there, like: "The flag should be hoisted briskly and lowered ceremoniously (section 6b)," and the section about how to display it at half-mast.
5A Million Random Numbers
So once you get past the initial, "what a stupid book" impression, I'll tell you that once upon a time, when there were no computers, people needed random numbers generated for experiments and shit. So they actually looked in a book to get those numbers.
Anyway, we have computers now. So it's time to go back to sarcastically making fun of how useless this book is.
This one might take a little while to get, or maybe I'm just slower than you are:
Probably the most interesting phenomenon is that most of the recent reviews have themselves been random about completely different books or products. Whether this is a database glitch or people trying to be really meta in their reviews, it's pretty neat to be looking for random number jokes and then find: