8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews

Everybody is a comedian these days, and the Internet has given us all an enormous stage. Maybe the best example is a supposedly comedy-free site like Amazon.com.

The deal is, anybody can write a review, on any product, whether they have bought it or not. So it's just a matter of finding a baffling/ridiculous/useless product and watching the Internet's sarcasm run wild. For instance, just check out the reviews for ...

#8. The "Guardian Angel" Acupuncture Device


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Yeah, I know, sex toy jokes, right? Fortunately Amazon reviewers turn out to be more creative than you and I:

Bizarrely so:

By the way, the product description claims it's a Korean acupressure device. You roll it around on your hand and it cures your arthritis or something. That actually leads me to quote one more review:

All right, I guess there was room for at least one good sex toy joke.

#7. Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk


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This is a laptop desk that attaches to the steering wheel of your car, which is all that really needs to be said. But, of course, Amazon reviewers take pointing out what's wrong with it to the next level.

I should point out that, when we're done laughing at the stories of people mixing cocktails and eating chili while driving, there are some people who might actually get some use out of this when their car is safely parked. People like claims adjusters or real estate agents, who have to drive from client to client without returning to the office and need to do paperwork in the parking lot.

Not to be a wet blanket and say you can't cut lines of coke during a high-speed chase once in a while. Just do it responsibly.

#6. Uranium Ore


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This is just your average can of uranium ore (well, the store that sells it also sells Geiger counters, UFO/ESP detectors and a camera for taking pictures of psychic auras, so take that as you will). So you've got your standard, "It mutated all the ants in my house!" reviews, but the best ones here are the ones you didn't see coming. Like this:

Or you can just enjoy this Back to the Future reference.

The title's all you need from that one.

#5. How To Avoid Huge Ships


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Owners of small boats sometimes end up in the path of large shipping vessels due to not paying attention to shipping etiquette and rules, so sure, it's something people might need to read up on. Still, as you can imagine, the title of this one sent the sarcasm meter into the red:

As if that wasn't enough, Madeleine B. piles on an additional layer of sarcasm icing on the sarcasm cake:

What's it like to be so perfect, indeed.

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