How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How To Make The Most Of Working the Early Shift and How to Deal With Things You Hate for No Reason.
f**k I hate this shit...
ReplyMan, I love M*A*S*H. Top ten best shows of all time, M*A*S*H has got to be on there.
Replyhahaha - I'm watching MASH right now. Makes the joke better.
Replya leading worldwide w holesaler company (or ucan say organization). w w w . yahcc . u s We supply more than 100 thousand high-quality merchandise and famous brand name products all at wholesale prices.
ReplySeems legit.
i miss the days when everyone hated this comic
Replythe guy with the mullet and the moustache is such an awesome guy, and the bald sarchastic c**t is such a c**t
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI'd rather suck your c**k but I'm having trouble finding it. Someone get me a microscope, stat!
I'd have to suck my dinner as well if I had a job getting punched in the face once every five minutes too.
I tried to suck your dinner long time but you kept swallowing the two dollar coin. Would it help if we put your Kujumari mask back on?
FURRY's RULE!
ReplyOkay, I'm not really a grammar Nazi, but the "'s" is used for possessives or for contractions, not for making a word plural. I apologize for being nitpicky, but if you're going to support furries, you might want to make sure your grammar isn't terrible. You're just inviting even more scorn.
Long live the Furvert!
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ReplyUnsolicited advice: put your best punchline in the fourth and final panel. It's weird to have an unfunny first panel, second funniest panel in #2, funniest panel #3, and then a dud in #4. It's also weird for me to assume my opinions are facts and present them as such.
ReplyBut this isn't a comic where you have one story told through four panels, the fourth panel carrying the punch line. It's basically a list, like most crack articles.
are you sure you wouldn't rather be a furvert?
Replyi thought we were furfags. when did this change? o.O
haha "I hope we don't get rained out this time!" was really clever
ReplyNow I just can't get rid of the mental image of a civil war reenactment with fursuits.
ReplyHahahaha
Seriously though Basic Instructions rocks
kinda reminds me of 2 the ranting gryphon when he was talking about how the mafia should send their people out in bunny suits. lol.
Hahahah!
ReplyMartinis and Hawaiian shirts...
ReplyI'm so damn old.
thats my new line "I also wear a fake mustache"
ReplyThese are great, love this dry sarcastic humor.
ReplyIf that's all it takes to be a Korean War reenactor, then every weekend is a four-oh-double-seven weekend. M*A*S*H fohevah!
ReplyIT WAS A BABY!! NOOOoooo..... hehe. MASH ROX
LOL Furvert
ReplyPfft, I thought "furvert" was a hilarious addition to this strip. And I'm glad there are a bunch of people posting that he used the wrong word, blah blah blah...quit crying and put on your little furvert outfit.
ReplyYou people amuse me with your discussions centered on the word "furvert". Thank you, that is all.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesYou amuse me with your false sense of superiority. Thank you, that is all.
You both amuse me... yeah, that's all.
I am not amused.
Wankers, the lot of 'em. Except you hyper