Ron Howard Did ‘Happy Days’ to Avoid the Draft
Opie had a lousy draft number and only one way out
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The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full
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- By Eli Yudin
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Help the Medicine Go Down
Don’t have a spoonful of sugar? We got ya covered
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- By Jesse
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Hero ‘Seinfeld’ Fan Finally Releases Script From Banned Episode ‘The Bet’
The canned episode never made it to air, but one absolute rock-star fan just made sure we can all have our own table reads
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How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC]
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Scott Meyer
Scott Meyer
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How To Ruin Your Childhood Memories and How to Tell a Scary Story.
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What’s the appropriate tone at comedian memorials? Depends who you ask
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Jared from Subway’s ‘SNL’ Cameos Age About as Well as a Six-Week-Old Five-Dollar Footlong
The disgraced fast-food spokesman used to pop up on ‘SNL’ way more than you’d think
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- By Matt Solomon
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All the Presidents’ Secret Service Code Names, Ranked
Including a reference to heavy drinking, which seems insulting
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22 Movies People Loved As Kids and Later Realized Were Super Bad
‘Turtle, turtle!’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Dave Attell Says That Writing for ‘Saturday Night Live’ ‘Was Never My Thing’
Attell spent one season at the comedy mecca before calling it quits and returning to the stand-up stage
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Dave Attell Names 10 Comics on His Misshapen Mount Rushmore of Comedy
Maybe it’s more of a Comic Supreme Court
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