How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC] and How to Spot a Bad Guy in a Movie.
Wait...wait....here it comes.....wait.........oh f**k. I just lost it.
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I was really digging the vibe of this one, but it lost it in the final panel. :(
ReplyYeah, technically it lost "it".
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This joke has been done many times. The only thing they did differently is stretch it out to make it even s**tter than it already was.
Replyyour mom has been done many times, stretched out to be even s**ttier than she already was.
AlabamaJones just brought it
A little disappointed in today's comic. Usually I enjoy these, but not so much today.
ReplyI like this
ReplyVery "straight" humor
Oh, Lord. Why did I click on this? I didn't know it was gonna be Basic Instructions! THESE ARE TERRIBLE! No, the second or first panel are NOT "pretty funny," they make me want to avert my eyes with something less awful, like genital mutilation. Here are some basic instructions for actually being funny:
Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies1. Ridiculing idiots is always fair game.
2. "Shock comedy," which consists of meaningless swearing and horrendous scenarios, is for crude, detrimental a-holes.
3. Creativity is the key.
4. Quality, not quantity.
5. And lastly, appealing to one genre of comedy is just stupid. These blunt, punchline-misses-by-a-mile nerdy comics won't make anyone other than pseudo-intellectual losers soil their pants in laughter.
Thank you so much for bringing it today, professor.
^ Win.
So write you own f**king comic and shut the f**k up with you non-comical comments, loser.
Have to admit these comic's don't really appeal to me at all.
ReplyHate to admit you don't actually have to read any of them.
Reading this is worse than a thorn thru the dick
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesNot everyone spends their weekends the way you do, alright?
What kind of a thorn?
Using your definition of logic, this means you keep sticking thorns in your dick.
This made me laugh more than the comic, and I usually like them. xD
There is more nerdy white guy in this comic than a Steve Martin film.
ReplyThis week's comic is pretty funny... The second panel actually made me laugh. Good job.
ReplyI know people like this who think one clever thing and then dissect it to death and pat themselves on the back for being so clever. I mean HONESzzzzzzz...
ReplyLet me guess, all of your comments FADEOuuuuuttttt
That would be something to pat yourself on the back over, eh wot?
I just got faced!
At least the tits on the SnorgTees girl seem to have grown another cup size.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesb***hes still don't have s**t on me ;)
There is a difference between big tits and fat tits, Belle.
Mine loaded an add for sushi, not quite as hot as boobs
Extremely goofy this week.
ReplyFor once, I actually didn't like anything past the first panel. Kinda beat a dead horse.
Reply"Oh. By it you meant "it". You should be more clear next time."
ReplyLove it.
This is not how people talk.
ReplyWhy do these comics still exist.
I know right, it's like it's not real life or something, it's almost as if it's *gasp* making a... a JOKE!!!
a joke!?! on a comedy site!?! NO!
I stopped reading Basic Instructions on here for a while, but the second panel in this one is making me rethink that decision. Excellent.
ReplyMade me smile, which is more than I can say for 90% of the so-called humour on the Intarwebzes.
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