June Top Picks

Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.

06.30.2010

A Troy McClure Conglomerate: [i am bored]

A history in buddy cop movies: [Buzz Feed]

Bros Icing Movies: [College Humor]

10 Horror(ific) Early Movie Roles: [LiquidGeneration]

The 20 Best Athlete Outbursts of All Time: [Bleacher Report]

Combining booze and cake? Buy this cook book now!: [lemondrop]

Motivational Posters: Star Wars Edition: [The Chive]

Daniel Tosh gets iced, hilarity ensues: [Gorilla Mask]

The Funniest Sex Education Posters Of All Time: [Huffington Post]

Wax On, Fuck Off: [It's Trending]

Michael Jackson Tributes Won't Stop Til Fans Get Enough: [AOL Weird News]

The Top 50 Comic Book Movies: [Mania]

Guy Talk: How to merge sex with television: [The Frisky]


Stranger Than Fiction

Woman arrested after stopping to pick up a "stray" raccoon: [The Smoking Gun]
Thanks to Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.

Apparently Gilbert Gottfried has been playing us all for fools: [YouTube]
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Over 3,000 words on what seat belts are.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.

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06.28.2010

These are the fossils we'll leave behind: [The Chive]

Your ultimate fitness guide for the zombie apocalypse: [Fark]

The Most Ridiculous How-To Books of All Time: [Huffington Post]

10 Most Embarrassing Father Moments: [Adult Swim]

Haters Ghana Hate: [TopCultured]

World Cup Players Need Acting Lessons: [AOL Weird News]

10 Great Scenes From Horrible Movies: [Mania]

Hot Girls of Facebook Up in Arms About Privacy: [Asylum]

Party Invitations Through Life: [College Humor]

Christmas has come early for Hipsters: [i am bored]

The 25 Funniest Sports Photobombs of all time: [Man O Fest]

9 Celebrities Who Skipped Out On the Bill: [The Frisky]

The 30 Hottest Fictional Sports Babes: [Bleacher Report]


Stranger Than Fiction

Couple Tries to Sell Baby for $25 Outside of Wal-Mart: [The California]
Thanks to Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.

Apparently this six-year-old girl is a threat to national security: [Fox News]
Thanks to Handofevil in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Unwinnable occurrences.
Submitted by Johnien in the Mirth Canal.

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06.25.2010

Your nightmares are very real: [The Chive]

If scientists won't build us a time machine, the least they could do was give us some Save Points: [College Humor]

The 10 Maddest Fictional Doctors of All Time: [Adult Swim]

14 videos of dipshits walking into glass doors: [coed magazine]

10 Actors In Need of a Comeback: [Mania]

The 10 Most Ridiculous XXX Reality TV Parodies: [Comedy.com]

The Stupidest Women's Products Ever Invented: [Huffington Post]

IT guys are assholes even on their business cards: [i am bored]

Peeps will seriously ruin your day: [AOL Weird News]

We never thought there'd be such thing as too many Truffle Shuffles: [Gorilla Mask]

25 Miley Cyrus Photos We Aren't Supposed to Look At: [Man O Fest]
Cracked.com is not responsible for the FBI busting down your door.

Celebrities as zombies: [Unreality]

10 athletes who made the jump to modeling: [Bleacher Report]

Looks like Kanye West might actually be good for something: [Fark]

#TwitPicks

To Reach Afghans, Pentagon Drafts Mimes, Storytellers, Wizard of Oz: [Wired]
Thanks to @louiebaur.

Opening up an iPhone never looked so cool: [iReport]
Thanks to @buzzedition.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Do you really need 5,000 words to explain Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
Submitted by Remington in the Mirth Canal.

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06.23.2010

The Most WTF Cookbooks of All Time: [Huffington Post]

This octopus is putting all the Vegas betters to shame: [AOL Weird News]

Guys, if you want a chick to touch you, just play some Lionel Richie: [Lemondrop]

10 Hot Chicks Packing Heat: [The Frisky]

Marissa Miller gives us 10 reasons to ride a motorcycle. If she's an advocate, we don't even need one: [Ask Men]

How the Movie Rating System Actually Works: [College Humor]

Shia LaBeouf Movies That Should Also Not Be Made: [Mania]

A brief guide to boogers: [The Chive]

Ladies and gentlemen, your national mustache champion: [TopCultured]

10 Possible Tiger Woods Porn Spin Offs: [Bleacher Report]

Betty White has some tips on how to score that (much) older woman: [Asylum]

If there was ever a perfect way to get knocked out, surely this is it: [i am bored]


Stranger Than Fiction

Traveler attacked by monkeys while on tour to cure phobia of monkeys: [News.com]
Thanks to College Binary in the Mirth Canal.

Update Facebook and Tweet from beyond the grave: [Venturebeat]
Thanks to Ace Justice, Private Eye in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The bandana code is not what you think it is.
Submitted by palorbear in the Mirth Canal.

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06.21.2010

The Creation of Mario: [Buzzfeed]

8 Rejected Toys from Toy Story 3: [College Humor]

The 17 Most Awesome Rubik's Cube Creations Of All Time: [Huffington Post]

New game: Amateur Surgeon 2: [Adult Swim]

31 Hilarious Photobombs: [The Chive]

Awesome dancing robots: [TopCultured]

Something to make you care about the World Cup: The hottest fans and WAGs of Group B: [Bleacher Report]

Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Head: [It's Trending]

The Greatest Super Mario Beat Boxer Ever: [Unreality]

13 TV Characters You Love Despite Their Glaring Flaws: [Mania]

The 20 Hottest Female Celebrity Golfers: [Man O Fest]

Photo of the day: [i am bored]


Stranger Than Fiction

"Goatse Security claims gaping hole in iPad user's data": [Secure Computing]
Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal.

Sea turtle finds camera, records itself: [YouTube]
Thanks to Bunnyhearts in the Mirth Canal.

The Vatican loves the Blue Brothers apparently: [The Telegraph]
Thanks to Murphy2112 in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A far too detailed breakdown of the etymology of OK. And there still isn't an answer.

Submitted by Strangehoney in the Mirth Canal.
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06.18.2010

TGIF: These GIFs is Funny: [The Chive]

X-Ray Pin-Ups explains why the ending of Jason and the Argonauts turned us on: [Asylum]

The 10 Lamest Sports Video Games of All Time: [Bleacher Report]

"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?": [LiquidGeneration]

The best sign on the World Cup: [i am bored]

New Collective Nouns for Social Groups: [College Humor]

Funny Unintentional Porn (SFW): [Uncoached]

Mania Picks: Our 10 Favorite Pixar Films: [Mania]

The 10 Hottest Weather Girls of All Time: [Man O Fest]

The Funniest Vuvuzela Pics: [Huffington Post]

A shout out to Sookie? You're breaking our hearts, Snoop: [The Frisky]

5 Ways Serial Killers Can Help You Pick Up Women: [coed magazine]

View life through the eyes of a transient couchsurfer: [ATOM]

#TwitPicks

Toy Story meets The Wire: [Video Gum]
Thanks to @scottmeaney.

Can BP tweet its way to a better image?: [NPR]
Thanks to @nprnews.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The 1960/61 Saturday morning television schedule. Seriously?

Submitted by alarmblip in the Mirth Canal.
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06.16.2010

The most important pie charts you'll ever study: [i am bored]

The 6 People to Avoid This Summer: [College Humor]

If Movies Were Made With Their Original Casts: [The Chive]

10 Fictional Corporations You'd Never Want to Work For: [Mania]

Top 10 Samuel L. Jackson Speeches: [Ask Men]

George Carlin on nature: [TopCultured]

When They Were Young: Comedians Before They Were Stars: [Huffington Post]

When is it legal to masturbate in public?: [Asylum]

Saved By The Bell tackles the oil spill: [lemondrop]

25 Hilariously Photoshopped Athletes: [Bleacher Report]

Dating advice for nerds, geeks and losers: [Comedy.com]


Stranger Than Fiction

Student attacks Hells Angels with a puppy: [msnbc]
Thanks to facefault in the Mirth Canal.

52-year-old California man carrying pistol, dagger and 40-inch sword detained in Pakistan while hunting for Osama bin Laden: [News Runner]
Thanks to stressbunny in the Mirth Canal.

A sign of things to come for Ohio football? Touchdown Jesus struck by lightning: [Huffington Post]
Thanks to Mark Anferny in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Disappointingly, creamy snuff is not what you think it is.
Submitted Quagmarin the Mirth Canal.

06.14.2010

The 20 Saddest IMDB Profiles Of All Time: [Man O Fest]

The Best Visual Jabs To Come From The Oil Spill: [Huffington Post]

10 Handicapped Heroes Who Kick Ass: [Mania]

The 10 Catchiest Tunes On [Adult Swim]

The anatomy of a Twinkie: [The Chive]

Products we could've used decades ago: [College Humor]

The 8 Biggest Divas in Hollywood: [The Frisky]

Vote this man for next Oprah: [Zach]
Thanks to EUCJ in the Mirth Canal.

The 10 Most Distracting Sounds in Sports: [Bleacher Report]

Animals being cooler than the Fonz: [Unreality]

Photos of a raid on a Mexican drug lord's home. Still doesn't compare to Cracked HQ: [Active Board]
Thanks to Eternal Grogan in the Mirth Canal.

It's early but we're declaring this the best World Cup Photoshop of 2010: [i am bored]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Murderers ranked by how many people they offed.
Submitted by palorbaer in the Mirth Canal.

06.11.2010

The World Cup has begun. Stay up to date on all the latest news with [Ask Men]

And head on over to our forums and join the conversation [here]

29 awesome vintage celebrity photos: [The Chive]

Warning: World Cup may negatively affect your bowels: [College Humor]

The breakfast of champions (who want to die young): [TopCultured]

11 Soccer Players Who Look Like Monsters: [Huffington Post]

13 Douchiest Movie Bullies: [Mania]

The key to taking a penalty kick: [Asylum]

The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History: [Man O Fest]

ESPN's World Cup murals are majestic, hilarious and borderline offensive: [JOCKpost]

The Top 10 Ladies Men in Sports: [Bleacher Report]

A recall of the most hilarious Zidane headbutt GIFs: [Total Pro Sports]

Mexican's take their masks very seriously: [i am bored]

Soccer fans are insane: [Unreality]

Gentlemen, finally an excuse to wear pantyhose: It helps protect you from jellyfish: [FARK]


#TwitPicks

World Cup refs are take course on English curse words: [ESPN]
Thanks to @espn.

Ebert says Karate Kid remake is worthy; crane kicks Macchio, our childhood: [Sun Times]
Thanks to @ebertchicago.

Blackhawks win, bandwagoners rejoice, the rest of the world goes on not caring: [Alltop]
Thanks to @GuyKawasaki.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Who are Gorgoroth and why do they have a 4,000+ word page about their band name?
Submitted by Murphy2112 in the Mirth Canal.

06.09.2010

Is Mortal Kombat getting a reboot?: [Asylum]

The world's most expensive home theater: [The Chive]

The best homemade costume ever: [TopCultured]

Top 10 Male Bonding Video Games: [Ask Men]

Summer School Classes for Surviving a Summer at Home: [College Humor]

Why Is That Gun There? The Most Ridiculous Firearm Owners Ever: [Huffington Post]

Who wins in the Lakers Girls/Celtics Dancers match-up?: [Bleacher Report]

10 Comic Strips, Besides Marmanduke, That Should Not Be Made Into Movies: [Mania]

The 20 Most Ironic BP Signs: [Buzzfeed]

Your "Awww" pic of the day: [i am bored]

AS News: Cereal Shenanigans: [Adult Swim]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Product placement in Seinfeld.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.

06.07.2010

Summer Camp Brochures Cut The B.S.: [College Humor]

The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Signs Of All Time: [Huffington Post]

How about some awesome GIFs to start your week?: [The Chive]

Porn star kills other porn star with samurai sword, is tasered and jumps off a cliff. You can't make this shit up: [Associated Press]
Thanks to The Hulk in the Mirth Canal.

9 Celebs Who Fancy Themselves Fine Artists: [lemondrop]

The 50 Greatest Sports Songs of All Time: [Bleacher Report]

14 Summer Games to Stay Inside For: [Mania]

The 10 Best Cheerleader Movies of All Time: [Man O Fest]

Facebook cheating wars = Your entertainment: [i am bored]

American Idol is taken way too seriously: [Liquid Generation]

Great Moments in Film: Ray Liotta: [Unreality]

Should we like Tom Cruise again after the MTV Movie Awards?: [The Frisky]

How do you make the Dr. Who theme way more awesome? You play it with lightning: [YouTube]
Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The origin of those plastic party horns that will drive you insane during the World Cup.
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.

06.04.2010

Highway Billboards Are Getting Way Too Erotic: [College Humor]

The real meanings behind 9 national flags: [The Chive]

A Detailed Account Of The Greatest Sorority Party Ever: [Huffington Post]

New game: Amateur Surgeon 2: [Adult Swim]

30 Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs: [Man O Fest]

How a man should react to pregnancy according to women: [YouTube]

10 Questions Facing the Men's U.S. World Cup Team: [Bleacher Report]

9 Other Directors Who Could Direct The Hobbit: [Mania]

World's best birthday surprise on a bus: [i am bored]

Facts about orgasms (#1: They can be induced by things other than video game babes): [lemondrop]

10 Movie Drinking Games That Will Kill You: [Unreality]

Question: What's worse than an oil slick? Answer: A Radioactive one: [FARK]

The Movie Maven is heating things up with her summer movie picks: [Mania]


#TwitPicks

A new twist in the David Carradine Story: [Film Drunk]
Thanks to @humordistrict.

The Daily Show just got a whole lot hotter: [Screen Junkies]
Thanks to @screenjunkies.

That Steve Martin is a class act: [Imgur]
Thanks to @worldgraffiti.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Every instrumental performed by Rush, ever.
Submitted by Murphy2112 in the Mirth Canal.

06.02.2010

Sitcoms Are Actually Depressing: [College Humor]

An actual hoverboard?! SHIT!: [TopCultured]

Awesome Darth Vader Helmets: [Unreality]

The Best Vintage Photobombs of All Time: [Huffington Post]

24 photos of awesome, pure and unadulterated nostalgia: [The Berry]

A Los Angeles Lakers Haters Guide: [Funny Crave]

The 10 Hottest Athletes Who Kind of Suck at Sports: [Bleacher Report]

Top 10 Low-Status Games: [Ask Men]

5 People Who Zigged When They Should Have Zagged: [BuzzFeed]

Whiskers will not let you in: [i am bored]

Top 10 Adult Swim Shootouts: [Adult Swim]

Cigarettes are more cancer-y than previously thought: [FARK]

Action Girl Wendy will BUST this case wide open (NSFW): [Gorilla Mask]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An all too detailed insight into something no one gives a shit about anymore: the political views of Rage Against the Machine.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.

06.01.2010

The best quotes from Caddyshack: [Huffington Post]

The future of fastfood: [The Chive]

The Worst Adult Films Ever Made: [The Frisky]

Videogame University: The New Class: [College Humor]

Spot the Company IT Guy: [i am bored]

You're looking at a person dressed as a dog: [LiquidGeneration]

20 Hottest Hockey WAGs: [Bleacher Report]

100 Signs You're a Bad Parent: [coed magazine]

10 Brilliant Foreign Sci-Fi Movies: [Mania]

10 Best Summertime Moments on [Adult Swim]

Shocking: United States not first in meat consumption: [Asylum]

Study suggests gamers experience more pleasant dreams, such as having a girlfriend: [FARK]

The 50 Hottest Victoria's Secret Bikini Photos: [Man O Fest]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Illeism, sadly, is not about who the sickest rapper alive is.
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.

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